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Crunk Petrol
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Crunk Petrol
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listen just because i sometimes slip and refer to people as "humans" doesn't mean i'm some sort of killer robot or alien monstrosity
Katılım Şubat 2010
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THE FLAGS FLY AT HALF MAST IN NUDE AFRICA TONIGHT
Ryan James Girdusky@RyanGirdusky
Mark Robinson has lost in North Carolina
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@clapifyoulikeme there was only one bed and it was filled with cobras
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Fair's fair, I think we should get to do a Jan 6 this year. I know that gets harder to do if we win, but we can think of a way. Demand Chuck Schumer seats Debbie Murcasel-Powell or something.
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in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model foresaw a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability
however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as “MEGA ARKANSAS” - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to pass
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@CollieYimby they were breaking for her until the comey letter
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In 2016 there was genuine disbelief that anyone would vote for Trump and people kept assuming voters would break for Hillary. It just didn’t happen.
leftwick 🌹🏳️🌈🇵🇸@lefttwick
i don't think the people who are saying the vibes rn are reminiscent of 2016 actually were old enough to remember 2016 tbh
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Patrick Bateman if he was played by david byrne
ULTRA🛸BLAST@ultrakillblast
Ridley Scott on the set of ALIEN
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TRUTH NUKE
the REAL map, without REPUBLICAN RIGGING:
umichvoter@umichvoter
IOWA POLL by Des Moines/Selzer 🔵 Kamala Harris 47% 🔴 Donald Trump 44%
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@Dsgrntldgt @opinonhaver econ and law are both the humanities
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@opinonhaver Tech people with no grounding in the humanities is how *gestures wildly* all this happened.
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because forcing you to learn other things is one of the things that differentiates your BA from coding boot camp certificate of completion
Basil🧡@LinkofSunshine
College General Requirements are a scam, tell me why I'm 22, paying tens of thousands of dollars extra to be forced to have to take a health class in which I write thirty-five sentences about ways to improve my spirtual health in order to get my data science diploma
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Huge news: Reports emerging that Trump died on that stage in July and we're all periphery players in an Owl Creek/Jacob's Ladder-type dynamic. This could have huge implications for Wisconsin
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@HeerJeet The Shadow From The Steeple, by Robert Bloch is the funniest possible explanation
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So I'm reliably told that this demons making nuclear power stuff is not from Carlson's antisemitism but from another, very weird brain worm that has infested his mind.
Jeet Heer@HeerJeet
In this talk with Bannon, Carlson references his interest in World War II revisionist history. Then he says nuclear technology was created by demons. Think about the biographies of nuclear scientists, then put 2 and 2 together.
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@JoePostingg I have a hard time believing that Trump has any opinion on dying rodents besides "good"
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JD Vance says Trump is ‘fired up’ over death of P’nut the Squirrel: ‘The Elon Musk of squirrels’
New York Post@nypost
JD Vance says Trump is ‘fired up’ over death of P’nut the Squirrel: ‘The Elon Musk of squirrels’ trib.al/zJ8HTPZ
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@VoidSpaceTV @Ri_Riyuuu @Danchou81468699 I mean, she's normally what, Godzilla-sized? One millimeter is a hell of a lot larger than half a millimeter but I doubt I'd notice much of a difference.
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@Ri_Riyuuu @Danchou81468699 Wait, no. Not only did I get that wrong, probably, it might not even be canon. It was from Grand blues.
She was actually being airheaded and couldn't keep up with information.
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never forget, no matter how "big sister" or "mommy" coded a draph is, there's a very high chance they're shorter than Lyria
even Payila is only 3cm taller
fik@fikkyun
artists if ur drawing anila remember that shes short like short short this is VERY important thanks
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@variedints @halomancer1 @BungaUnga23 1. attempts to poison himself by eating burger king instead of mcdonald's
2. successfully assassinates alec baldwin on snl under impression that he was him
3. tries to split skull open with running chainsaw, saved by impenetrable toupee
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the year is 2068. it is the most important election of all time. failure would mean electing donald trump, who is still alive, to his second term and enacting the stubbornly named project 2025
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