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This hasn't happened to Bitcoin in 2 years. Yesterday, we closed 8 consecutive days in the green. However, today could be our first down day (unless we close above $74.9k). Will we do it?

@NFTM0nk I’m in complete shock the $WhiteHouse tokens actually arrived. Thanks bro! CODED

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All in $WAR I sold my car and bought $WAR with all the money. Yes, it’s a risk, but I’m feeling bullish. I’m giving away $10K in $WAR today. Follow | Like | Repost | Drop your $SOL wallet address in the comments

@CyberZyph Bro, you’re really crazy. Wishing you good luck with $WAR. No risk, no Rarri.

$BTC tapped the $74,000-$75,000 resistance zone and got rejected. The next crucial support zone is $69,000-$70,000, which should hold; otherwise, Bitcoin will drop towards the $65,000 level.

US February job report is a total disaster. The U.S. didn't just stop hiring, it actually lost 92,000 jobs in February. Unemployment has climbed to 4.4%, surpassing the 4.3% estimate. Despite the vanishing jobs, Average Hourly Earnings rose 0.4%, showing that wage inflation is still sticky even as the labor market breaks. Markets started reacting immediately. U.S. equities futures started dumping as investors realized the soft landing was a myth. - Dow Jones down 1.20%. - S&P 500 down 1.19%. - Nasdaq down 1.57%. - Small Cap 2000 down 2.03%. This is a nightmare for the Federal Reserve. Usually, when jobs go away, prices stop rising. But right now, costs are still going up while people are losing their livelihoods. On top of that, Americans have stopped spending. Retail sales fell by -0.2% in January, and core shopping didn't grow at all. The soft landing that Fed promised seemed dead now. The U.S. economy is now shrinking while everything gets more expensive. With a war in the Middle East pushing oil prices to $87, the government is stuck. They can't lower interest rates to save jobs because energy costs are keeping inflation too high.

🚨 BTC LIQUIDITY HUNT ISN’T OVER Most liquidity still sits below My scenario: Short relief -> Range -> Final sweep $52K = main accumulation zone Turn notifications on for the next updates

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ergonomic?

caps lock crusader.

problem physics?

*winks at you*

troll the market.

make memes, not war

the house always wins? we're gonna change that.

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