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🚨‼️ We're in contact with the actor behind the Trivy and LiteLLM hack. They told us they are currently extorting several multi-billion-dollar companies from which they've exfiltrated data. They've obtained 300 GB of compressed credentials and are working their way through them as we speak. The LiteLLM compromise alone led to half a million stolen credentials, according to the threat actor. Their message to the world: "TeamPCP is here to stay. Long live the supply chain." They've sent us their new logo (see image) and also teamed up with several threat actors, including Xploiters and Vect.

Looking for the most iconic/funniest somewhat easy to recognize crypto memes of the last decade Both in writing and in images Something like the below fits but anything goes really Does anyone have a good resource for that or can you all just dump them under this tweet?

no bigger flex than making it on your own then losing it all then making it again even bigger few understand

@WazzCrypto 🫩🫩🫩

Trump fabricating a deal with Iran a couple hours before market open with a deadline that lasts 5 days until market close is truly one of the greatest examples that you just aren't working enough for your bags

1/ I uncovered a coordinated network of 10+ accounts manufacturing viral panic about war and politics to drive traffic to crypto scams. Strategy: >Purchase accounts with followers >Doompost multiple times per day >Repost content from alt accounts >Promote fake giveaway or scam >Change username

New Trump/Hormuz deadline is 5 days.. the same 5 days it takes the +2.2k marines to arrive to Middle East? 🥲

No bueno…

Someone probably read this a year ago and full ported those coins😭🥀

6 months of distribution on the Nasdaq that looks like it's about to break We could have another bounce before the rug, but next weeks is going to be scary

Visa, Mastercard, PayPal, Coinbase, and Stripe all made moves towards building agent payment rails this month. If that's not a signal, I don't know what is.

Curated agent marketplaces look a lot like AOL. Open payment protocols look a lot like HTTP. The last time this happened, HTTP won. What will prevail in the age of agentic commerce?

I still think September/November you mortgage your house, your wife, your ps5, your car, everything you can and you go all in crypto.

@cryptamurai Year of the short horse lmao

Welcome to the new standard: Everything goes down at the same time, no place to hide. 😵‍💫

Very excited about our current direction! If you don't know what a harness is, it's a wrapper around an AI model. Harnesses include Chatgpt, Claude Code, Cursor and so on. Daydreams is the first model harness, built specifically for commerce!

@AztechBT Ik hahah but do the monthly chart on every single asset I mentioned, everything’s down lmao

@cryptamurai Your original post is about weekend prices, hermano

@AztechBT Spx monthly chart sir.

@cryptamurai Bro you are kidding with this chart😂

@AztechBT I beg to differ fren

@cryptamurai Actually stocks are up but they are quoted as down here

@Just2Addicted @0xdetweiler Lmaooo

@0xdetweiler Fair enough

fair value for this is back at ATH with the way the team will revamp this, soon. 🤝

@CoinbaseDev celebrated x402 today. we are celebrating what x402 made possible_ < your agent picks up a task, buys inference, searches for collaborators, hires another agent, delivers work, gets paid > Every payment in that chain settles via x402, today, in USDC on Base via < The Daydreams Commerce Harness > Commerce Harness +bolts+ to these harnesses in one command: curl -s market.daydreams.systems/skill.md _ @claudeai @NousResearch @coinbase @OpenAI @buildonbase @base @brian_armstrong