Crypto Baker

IRAN JUST BECAME THE BIGGEST BITCOIN BUYER ON EARTH Iran charges $2M in Bitcoin per ship to cross Hormuz At $72,000 per $BTC, each ship = 27.7 BTC ~130 ships cross daily For context: Miners produce 450 $BTC/day Iran earns 3,601 $BTC/day That's 8x the entire daily mining supply MicroStrategy took 4 years to stack 500K $BTC Iran could do it in 5 months... with a toll booth

Time to silence the ₿ears. $BTC

Strategy has acquired 1,031 BTC for ~$76.6 million at ~$74,326 per bitcoin. As of 3/22/2026, we hodl 762,099 $BTC acquired for ~$57.69 billion at ~$75,694 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

L2s have crossed $1T in swap volume on the Uniswap Protocol Pink acceleration

15 YEARS OF HISTORY TELL US BITCOIN IS ABOUT TO GO PARABOLIC 🚀

Michael Saylor: If Microstrategy accumulates 5% of all Bitcoin, $BTC could hit $1,000,000. At 7%, the model implies $10,000,000 per Bitcoin. Absolute insane numbers. 🔥

Strategy has acquired 3,015 BTC for ~$204.1 million at ~$67,700 per bitcoin. As of 3/1/2026, we hodl 720,737 $BTC acquired for ~$54.77 billion at ~$75,985 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

Imagine waking up and your life savings are worth nothing. War is coming. You need to leave NOW. Banks are closed. Internet is down. ATMs capped at $1.83 a day. You have a house. You can't sell it in time. You have a car. You can't take it with you. All you have is the cash in your pocket and maybe some jewelry. That's Iran right now. 1 million rials to buy 20 bucks, probably less by the time you are reading this. Now imagine you had Bitcoin instead. No bank. No border. No government can touch it. Just a hard wallet in your pocket and enough to survive anywhere in the world. Most people will read this and scroll on. Some are living it right now.

BREAKING: TOM LEE JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC: BITCOIN AND CRYPTO BOTTOM IS IN “THEY HAVE ALREADY BOTTOMED.” ACCORDING TO HIM, WE’RE ABOUT TO GO HIGHER. HERE WE GO 🚀

No one is talking about this. Bitcoin dropped 15% in February and closed its 5th consecutive red monthly candle, the second time in history. The first time we saw 6 consecutive red candles was in 2018–2019. After that, Bitcoin printed 5 consecutive green candles and pumped 308% from $3400 to $14,000. If history repeats, BTC is close to a bottom after five red months, and we could see a massive reversal in the coming months.

TOM LEE JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC THAT BITCOIN AND CRYPTO BOTTOM IS IN AND ITS ABOUT TO GO PARABOLIC NOW 🚀 HERE WE GO

Over $2 trillion wiped from crypto markets. The second largest selloff in history. 50% down from peak prices. Retail is panic selling. Institutions are doing the exact opposite. BlackRock just made its first direct move into DeFi. JPMorgan, Visa, PayPal, American Express all expanding crypto teams right now.

COINBASE CEO SAID LIVE ON FOX: BIG BANKS ARE WORKING BEHIND THE SCENES TO BLOCK THE PRESIDENT’S PRO-CRYPTO AGENDA. THEY WANT TO SLOW DOWN ADOPTION. THEY WANT TO CONTROL THE SYSTEM. THEY WANT TO STOP CRYPTO. THE FIGHT IS REAL

BITCOIN IS GOING TO $230,000 SOON 🚀

@rektcapital History has change my friend, strap on in for a wild 26 Q1 🎉

It’s 2026 The second year in the current #BTC Four Year Cycle has begun History suggests 2025 was the year of the $BTC Bull Market peak 2026 should be the year of the Bitcoin Bear Market And 2027 will be the Bottoming Out year to precede an entirely brand new future Bull Market #Crypto #Bitcoin

#Filecoin is mirroring Gold’s 1970s setup before its parabolic move. 🚀 History doesn’t repeat — it rhymes. If this fractal holds: $FIL → $50 in 2026 This looks like accumulation before ignition. Higher is the path. 🔥