Jumbo

@JamesWynnReal with that level of understanding of statistics, you’re bound to win

And if I have to reload 4 times fox example, then its 1 in 9 chance of winning

Its a sit n go. How hard can it be. The way I see it, is if 37 ppl register. Then I have a 1 in 37 chance of winning. It’s that simple.

@brewmarkets @fintwit turns out he was only transitory

Tomorrow is Jerome Powell's last day as chair of the Federal Reserve. The end of an era.

@CalebFranzen man’s due to be right soon, surely…

Can you not? Please.

@ShardiB2 how’s the vertical scale on that chart… 😂😂😂

WHOA $CSCO Tech not done yet ;)

@John_Dabell Making the most of it John, great to see - good on you mate!

26,000 steps in Derbyshire today. 6 months ago I had a collapsed lung and multi-organ failure because of my cancer. How do you like them apples?!

@trader1sz Elite content, John’s getting after it

This is what you call a legend

@CryptoParadyme sort of assumed that he'd eventually resume his DeFi borrowing and use the USDT to pay the dividend... don't know if this is better or worse tbh

speechless

@CryptoParadyme @Globalflows please tell me you’re not still talking about silver bro

I need the price to go up @Globalflows

@0xbags @wmd4x spoken like a man who has forgotten what it's like to have next-door neighbours!

@wmd4x easier to just burn em clean wipe oil on the grates and let the grill rock full heat while you have a beer, turn off and hit with the brush then heat and oil again and you’re set

Waiting for mrs to go out so i can run these bad bois in the dishwasher

@pierre_crypt0 this one's about Cuba...

@iLiquidatebots 🤡 behaviour

Told y’all. Bro went bearish talking bout his big positions and how he’s loading he next big one. Price moves up… All of a sudden he’s dropping a memecoin begging for charity. 13hours later…. Drops a CA….. 🤡

@scottmelker targeted successfully by sleepy Joe’s SEC?

KRAKEN TARGETED IN EXTORTION ATTEMPT AFTER INSIDER ACCESS INCIDENT

@simontvrner @lookonchain @Polkadot haven’t read into it yet tbh

@crypto_jumbo_ @lookonchain @Polkadot So just bridged or wrapped tokens created? Or the actually DOT chain

Polkadot(@Polkadot) has been exploited. 🚨 The attacker minted 1B $DOT and dumped it all in a single transaction for 108.2 $ETH($237K). etherscan.io/tx/0x240aeb9a8…

@simontvrner @lookonchain @Polkadot Liquidity must’ve been pretty thin to only get a couple hundred k

@crypto_jumbo_ @lookonchain @Polkadot Wowza! 🫣

@simontvrner @gothburz never seen so many lies in my life, can’t wait to see this guy in jail for slander

@crypto_jumbo_ @gothburz He didn’t take a presidential salary tho

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial. There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance." 600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President. The distance is my best work. I am the reason these events are unrelated. World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence. Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated. Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated. Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated. Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated. Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard. On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well. The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders. Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial. His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded. The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency. Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name. On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio. Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job. 600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access. A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25. My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper. The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family. I am the reason these events are unrelated.

@CryptoKaleo locked WLFI holders must be so happy to hear that their plan is to simply create more tokens and post them as collateral against the loans if the token price goes down

So to recap “No liquidation risk” 😭😭😭

Sound familiar?

@simontvrner @worldlibertyfi legal now though innit, and they’re grifting most off of Justin Sun here so idgaf

@crypto_jumbo_ @worldlibertyfi Who could have predicted the trump family would be world class grifters

Let's talk about the FUD going around our WLFI Markets lending position. It's wrong. Here's what's actually happening — and why the real story is a lot more interesting.

@gaah_im how far below this "floor" did it go in 2022?

#Bitcoin 200WMA is projected to cross $60,000 this month ⚠️ Historically, this average served as a floor for #BTC