Simon Turner

@crypto_jumbo_ @lookonchain @Polkadot So just bridged or wrapped tokens created? Or the actually DOT chain

@lookonchain @Polkadot @simontvrner $DOT is dead

Polkadot(@Polkadot) has been exploited. 🚨 The attacker minted 1B $DOT and dumped it all in a single transaction for 108.2 $ETH($237K). etherscan.io/tx/0x240aeb9a8…

@crypto_jumbo_ @lookonchain @Polkadot Wowza! 🫣

@crypto_jumbo_ @gothburz He didn’t take a presidential salary tho

@gothburz @simontvrner wild thread

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial. There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance." 600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President. The distance is my best work. I am the reason these events are unrelated. World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence. Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated. Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated. Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated. Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated. Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard. On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well. The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders. Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial. His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded. The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency. Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name. On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio. Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job. 600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access. A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25. My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper. The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family. I am the reason these events are unrelated.

@crypto_jumbo_ @worldlibertyfi Who could have predicted the trump family would be world class grifters

@worldlibertyfi @simontvrner troublesome…

Let's talk about the FUD going around our WLFI Markets lending position. It's wrong. Here's what's actually happening — and why the real story is a lot more interesting.

@1914ad Best 100X of this cycle. (Initial investment = 100X current value).

If you had accepted this buffoon’s challenge, you could have made billions.

@lopp Imagine the wicks

Dear Satoshi Nakamoto, If you: * are still alive * still have your keys * don't intend to spend your BTC It would be immensely helpful to the ecosystem if you'd send your early mined coins to a burn address.

@Xeer This is rage bait right? No-coiners are eating this up as fact and are celebrating 🤣

This guy been buying bitcoin $30 a day DCA and after 7 years, 10 months and 12 days, made it to 1 whole coin. Total spent $86,370 which now worth $68,692. What went wrong?

@ihatecodee Impressive progress man, well done

Another day as I push towards relearning to walk independently at therapy and prep for my next surgery. Big year ahead as I push towards my goal of walking independently without gear or help and stacking sats along this wild journey. Another 1% better

@wealthpotion @keonne Of course it’s theatre. If you want a Trump pardon you better bring bulk cash (like CZ) or political leverage (like Ross).

@keonne If Trump doesn’t pardon you, it will prove that his pardon of Ross Ulbricht was all theatre, and not based on principles whatsoever. Praying for you and your family, Keonne.

Tonight is the last time I will sleep in my own bed next to my loving wife. For the next 5 years I will be housed in a federal prison at taxpayer expense for a "crime" without a victim. Just one of many victims of lawfare perpetrated by a weaponized Biden DOJ where truth and justice were sidelined in favor of a political anti innovation agenda. Where evidence was hidden and suppressed because it didn't fit the story highly partisan line prosecutors needed to tell. Where Supreme Court precedence was ignored by activist judges. Tomorrow I will surrender to FPC Morgantown. I will no longer be Keonne Rodriguez inside that institution, instead I will be a number, 11404-511. But outside of those walls my name will be kept alive. My loving wife, my family, my friends, all of you who have supported #pardonsamourai will make sure of that. I know walking into that institution that the story doesn't end there. I maintain hope that President @realDonaldTrump is a fair man, a man of the people, who will see this prosecution for what it was: an anti innovation, anti american, attack on the rights and liberties of free people. I believe his team @AGPamBondi @EdMartinDOJ @DAGToddBlanche and others truly want to end the weaponization of the DOJ that the previous administration wielded so effectively. The framers of our Constitution gave the Executive the power to pardon for exactly this reason, to balance out and restore justice when no one else would. President Trump has proven he takes that power seriously. I believe he will continue to wield that power for good and pardon me and Bill. Keep up the noise. Thank you all for your support. See you on the other side.

@saylor How do you define a “lost coin” !?

The Bitcoin Quantum Leap: Quantum computing won’t break Bitcoin—it will harden it. The network upgrades, active coins migrate, lost coins stay frozen. Security goes up. Supply comes down. Bitcoin grows stronger.

@DSBatten Crazy. Where can we read more info about this?

This week, both New Zealand's major banks, ANZ and BNZ, announced the introduction of mandatory device-level surveillance stating: “You will not be able to use our app or internet banking without consenting to this data collection.” To continue to use digital banking, customers must consent to the collection of: * Detailed behavioural biometrics including typing cadence, swipe pressure, scroll patterns, mouse velocity, navigation patterns * Device sensor data * Connected device information * Device motion/tilt data Thank you @BNZ, ANZ for the free Bitcoin marketing.

@WhiteHouse @crypto_jumbo_ so they do have the jobs data! And the jobs are up bigly

President Trump celebrates MASSIVE job numbers at the US - Saudi Investment Forum. 🔥🇺🇸 "We have more jobs right now than we've ever had in the history of our country"

@crypto_jumbo_ @willywoo So if BTC is -10% in 24 months, MSTR will have partial liquidations.... Rock solid!

@willywoo @simontvrner straight facts from a name you might trust

MSTR liquidation in the next bear market? I doubt it, Here's their debt, the date the debt is due and the price MSTR stock needs to exceed to prevent partial liquidation of their BTC treasury to pay the debt. Equivalent BTC price assumes mNAV 1.0

@garrett_th82967 @ShadowofEzra

A group of Muslims in New York City say they are not voting for Zohran Mamdani, warning that his plan to legalize prostitution will lead to a surge in child, human, and drug trafficking. They accuse Mamdani of being a political chameleon, an actor who switches between being Muslim one day and Hindu the next, claiming he stands for nothing and no one.

@crypto_jumbo_ @dapersiantrader It’s grift SZN. Insiders are cooking.

@dapersiantrader @simontvrner looks like they've decided to use $TRUMP for the SBF pardon grift

$TRUMP climbing 20% today, biggest gain in half a year

@PunterJeff @crypto_jumbo_

If you liked $MSTR at $500 with 331,000 BTC Not sure why you wouldn’t like $MSTR at $330 with 638,460 BTC

@ChristinedeLee “Hardly a criminal”. Listen to yourself. He put a hole in the head of a police officer while his 12 year old watched

Can't believe it. More than 20 minutes on TV News about the tragic shooting of Tom Phillips. He was a man, a father and hardly a criminal. But TV1 News is treating it like 9/11. These people are totally sick. These children just lost their father. Remember that.

@plainjane130632 Unfortunately Tom was willing to kill people to continue his life on the run. Can only blame himself. Thankfully it seems none of the kids are hurt.

@crypto_jumbo_ @TheBlock__ Week size: Pending

@TheBlock__ @simontvrner if he says it's gonna be a big week I'm gonna lose it

Barry Silbert returns to Grayscale as chairman as the firm prepares to go public theblock.co/post/365467/ba…

@PenPizzaReport @crypto_jumbo_ lmao

The closest gay bar to the Pentagon, Freddie's Beach Bar, is currently reporting below average activity. Dominos being high and the bar being low is the classic indicator that something is indeed afoot at the Pentagon.

BOTH Dominos locations near the Pentagon are expericing HUGE surge in traffic!! Reported as of about 9:02pm ET