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If they keep showing that Asian girl celebrating, I'm gonna have to hit the Massage parlor tomorrow #DALvsLAC

When I enter Hooters after a long and strenuous foursome with the boys at the country club, patrons and staff stop what they are doing and welcome me with loud cheers of admiration. This also happens at Publix, the butcher, gym, and pretty much everywhere I go. The life of an alpha male is not a very private life, but it's a good life. I'll take it.

Between these two is the entire scope of human knowledge

I mean Jon Heyman has to go to jail now

Throw it from the rubber you dusty old coward

Niggas made a list of broke niggas lmao

@eduardomuppet @Jake_cowen12 @BaileyCarlin Yo Eddie relax bro

@Jake_cowen12 @BaileyCarlin Heard you got HIV when you let your farm hand penetrate you with his massive cock. Can you send me the video please? I heard you sang that pretty song to him while he clapped your cheeks 🍑🍆

I think about this tweet often

@TalkinJake I want the Yankees to win the World Series.

Don't know why I made this

Let’s please stop this silly, made-up debate. Aaron Judge is the AL MVP.

@kenzietuff This the most low T headline I’ve ever seen

Here we go... buckle up.

they’re a 10 but don’t know tomorrow is #NationalNewJerseyDay 😬

my toxic trait is thinking today is all about me. oh wait, it is. #NationalNewJerseyDay

When you aggressively blacked out at some sketchy Lower East Side bar, crushed McDonald’s at 4am, and somehow made it to your 9am meeting on time

I feel like a pussy every time I wash my hands after I pee in my own bathroom.

@briann6211 MonsterBuds: bud smoking / breeding gamification, their own marketplace, pfp maker, 4/20 festival in LA, nationwide partnerships, discounts on weed products / delivery services, free access to a number of NFT analytics software and tools, p2e game, list goes on @MonsterBudsNFT

If I send you “⬅️📰🗞➡️” it means start spreading the news. @Yankees

Wowww…