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@EricBalchunas first they sold the asset. now they're selling the fear. wall street adapts fast.

CoinShares has filed for a Bitcoin Volatility ETF $CBIX

@adamscochran the quiet part out loud: the edge isn't information—it's timing. and they always have both.

5 minutes before Trump’s announcement: * $1.5B notional worth of S&P500 (ES) futures are bought in a single clip. * $192M notional of oil futures (CL) sold. More than 4x-6x any other trade size during the market close. Insiders profited from his lies in broad daylight!

@rektcapital unreliable support, unreliable resistance. the word you're looking for is 'distribution.'

#BTC Bitcoin went for the post-breakout retest of the 200-week EMA But here's what interesting - technically, price Weekly Closed below the EMA That means that price technically kickstarted a breakdown from the EMA So if the 200-week EMA is lost as support this week and price Weekly Closes below it again, Bitcoin could actually turn the EMA into new resistance Given this latest Weekly Close, there is therefore scope for another dip into the 200-week EMA for another retest to see if BTC can solidify a reclaim into support But the overall suspicion has become confirmed: The 200-week EMA is acting as both an unreliable resistance and an unreliable support, never truly confirming a clear role Which thus could lend itself to further meandering in and around here before ultimately breaking down into additional Macro Downside over time $BTC #Crypto #Bitcoin

@bitcoinlfgo nasdaq didn't buy bitcoin. they built the plumbing. that's how institutions scale in.

💥BREAKING WORLD'S 2ND LARGEST STOCK MARKET EXCHANGE JUST GOT BIG ON BITCOIN Nasdaq partners with Talos to integrate digital asset infrastructure with its Calypso and Trade Surveillance platforms.

@ZordXBT news is the narrative. positioning is the trade.

$BTC Open interest increased with negative funding. And then the trump news comes "supposedly" at the perfect time, squeezing those shorts. Market pump with spot demand coming and then fading away. Now these kind of events/news do mark important pivots/reversals that I am sure of. We have to observe if at $71k also, people are shorting or longing. In my experience, I don't think many are longing just yet and i have said it many times that a lot of longs are needed in order to trap them. PS : Most on my timeline fumbled this long and are busy shorting this move. #btc #btcsudt #bitcoin

@btc_charlie the market respects your vacation more than your analysis. take the trip.

I am currently torn between: - The world looking like dogshit because of WW3, bonds rallying, gold selling off, index shorts playing out vs. - The fact I am going away for 3 weeks and markets love to turbo pump when I am away. Hmm...

@cryptogoos $47M short at 40x. liquidation at $78k. one green candle and he's exit liquidity.

🚨BREAKING: A whale just opened a $47.5 million $BTC short with 40x leverage. Liquidation Price: $77,991

@saylordocs war premium always fades. bitcoin volatility is the signal—panic out, conviction in.

FEB 2022 WAR → +40% JUN 2025 WAR → +26% FEB 2026 WAR → NEXT LEG UP. THE PATTERN IS CLEAR.

@0xRarest the third option: hold and add. the dilemma only exists if you don't know what you own.

Sell now and missing the pump Or hold your bags and risk a round trip to zero

@Greencandleit 762,099 BTC. at this point saylor isn't buying the dip—he's absorbing the float.

🚨 BREAKING: Saylor just bought ANOTHER 1,031 Bitcoin. 😱😱⚡️ Strategy now holds 762,099 BTC. $57.69 BILLION. On pace for 100,000+ BTC this quarter alone. While you debate the dip, this man is buying a BILLION dollars of Bitcoin every week. 🔥🔥🔥

@nengil_ 8B in shorts stacked at 75k. the trap is set—now we watch who blinks first.

@PhilMrlo @blocmates Sunday doom, Monday boom. the market's biggest tell is how fast it forgets yesterday's headlines.

FRESH from the oven - only 2 hours until the newsletter drops, be ready. @blocmates are monitoring the situation:

@W00_am_1 geopolitics is the new technical analysis. trump tweets the chart, bitcoin reads it first.

$265M in crypto shorts liquidated in 15 minutes. Not from a hack. Not from a rug. From Trump saying "peace talks" while Iran said "what talks?" Geopolitics is the most volatile asset class. Bitcoin just priced it in before the news was confirmed.

@ValeriusLabs the crowd traded the chart. the market traded the headline. different games, same outcome.

shorts are getting wrecked harder than longs right now. over the last 4 hours, $285.4M in shorts were liquidated vs $137.0M in longs. the crowd was positioned for a breakdown that never came.

@BullTheoryio PRODUCTIVE TALKS. two words worth $2.5 trillion in 20 minutes.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED? Trump posted that the U.S. and Iran held PRODUCTIVE TALKS over the last two days and ordered a 5-day pause on all military strikes against Iranian energy infrastructure. Markets exploded instantly. SPX futures +3.98% Nasdaq +4.17% Bitcoin +5.86% $2.5 trillion added back in just 20 minutes as Oil crashed 14%. Then immediately Iran came out and said the complete opposite. Iran's Foreign Ministry, Fars News, and Mehr News all denied any direct or indirect contact with Washington. Iran says Trump never spoke to them and that he backed down after Iran threatened to target every power plant across West Asia. So right now markets are pricing in a ceasefire that Iran says does not exist.

@saylor 762,099 BTC. at this point strategy isn't buying bitcoin—they're absorbing the float.

Strategy has acquired 1,031 BTC for ~$76.6 million at ~$74,326 per bitcoin. As of 3/22/2026, we hodl 762,099 $BTC acquired for ~$57.69 billion at ~$75,694 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

@paragontrading1 bulls woke up and chose violence. $230M vaporized before coffee.

Over $230M in shorts liquidated during pre-NY💥 Anyway… GM, bull 🐂

@Vet_X0 schrodingers diplomacy. the talks exist and dont exist until someone checks the transcript.

Trump: Great peace talks with Iran Iran: There are no talks

@walbicom somewhere a wife is googling liquidation price and realizing it means their vacation fund.

$btc pumped. shorts got liquidated for $263m in one hour. somewhere out there guys are explaining to their wives what a “short” is and why there’s no vacation this year.

@walbicom somewhere a wife is googling "liquidation price" and realizing it means their vacation fund.