melli kills 🎃🗡

BURN IT DOWN 🔪 #HalloweenMovie #halloween2021 #HorrorMovies

There's a red balloon sticking out the storm drain 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

@English_Channel Same vibe.

I just don’t think sex and baby-making should go together. Sex should be about sex, and baby-making should be about anxiety

Things you never find once lost 1. Innocence 2. Childhood 3. Chapstick 4. New Chapstick 5. Backup Chapstick

Insert whale noises.

I'm just a kid and my life is a nightmare. — @simpleplan ...my life really hasn't changed.

Another Home Alone, another Scream, another Willy Wonka...almost as if they use the laziness of familiarity to get movies made instead of daring for newer ideas

Ever since I popped two kids out of my vagina, I have significantly found my hearing sucks, and so does my memory.... Wait, where did I put the remote? #momsspaghetti

When one door closes and another one opens it means you have poltergeists. Did you check if your house was built on a graveyard?

@blazeybones Makes me question if there is anything at all.

@blazeybones It doesn't make sense why we are put here, or whatever reason we are here, why we are given chronic pain. It kills me.

Anyone else just eat a box of two bite brownies by themselves?

@English_Channel @notmythirdrodeo I truly hope it is 😆

@English_Channel @notmythirdrodeo He may, possibly, more than likely, 100% die at the end.

I convinced my friend to meditate then have a snack. It was munch out zen by proxy.

Navel oranges implies the existence of fruit from other parts of the body like perhaps booty bananas or peen berries

@English_Channel @notmythirdrodeo I think we need to talk.