cryptolypse

this is going to be the easiest market ever they are literally giving you 4 coins, if you bid any of them you'll do well $SOL $ZEC $HYPE $BTC that is it, but you will still complicate it

Update: Bitcoin bounced out of oversold, rallying against Gold. Every time this has happened in Bitcoin's history, it was the start of a 2+ year bull market.

SEMI-SHOCK: Morgan Stanley's bitcoin ETF will charge 14bps, making it the cheapest spot bitcoin ETF on the market and 11bps cheaper than $IBIT. This means none of their advisors will feel conflicted using it and they have shot at getting outside assets. Smart. Launch prob in next two weeks. Nice catch on the filing from Marty Party

Craziest chart I’ve seen in 10 years of Bitcoin.

"bitcoin is too risky" - guy currently down 30% on gold in 3 days

Pharmaceutical company Roche announced it is launching a new large-scale “AI factory” with thousands of the latest Nvidia chips to accelerate the development of new drugs and diagnostics, per Forbes

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

Weekly Recap 1) SEC approves Nasdaq rule to allow tokenized stocks & securities trading. 2) Senators reach deal with White House to resolve crypto stablecoin yield dispute with banks. 3) SEC and CFTC issue joint guidance confirming "most crypto assets" are not securities. 4) PayPal officially enables stablecoin access in 70 countries. 5) SEC Chair Paul Atkins says "crypto markets and the millions of Americans who participate in them deserve long-overdue clarity." 6) CFTC Chair Mike Selig says crypto will power the "new frontier of finance" as markets "move on chain." 7) SEC Chair Paul Atkins says he's eliminating impractical rules to "advance, clarify, and transform" financial markets. 8) US national debt reaches new all-time high of $39 trillion. 9) Elon Musk's xAI recruiting Wall Street bankers, portfolio managers, and traders to train Grok on financial modeling. 10) Fed Chair Jerome Powell warns rising energy prices from US-Israeli war with Iran will drive inflation higher.

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@iam_smx *trillioniare

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Kraken becomes the first crypto exchange to gain access to the Federal Reserve's core payments system.

Show him a banger when he opens the app and then make it disappear

@ChayasClan Who tf says made me die instead of kill lmao

Iranian UAV strike on a US base in Kuwait. That soldier made me die🤣🤣 “That’s my fucking truck”😂

@TylerDurden That movie will always be relevant

Worth my time or am I 10 years too late?

btc just printed a -5.65 standard deviation move. this has happened 13 times in 5000+ trading days since 2010. every single occurrence preceded multi-month rallies. march 2020 at $3800. december 2018 at $3200. january 2015 at $200. stochastic rsi hit its lowest reading in recorded history. 0.07% event. the data is screaming but most will wait for confirmation at higher prices.

Red candle at night, traders delight Red candle in the morning, traders warning

Crypto used to be the frontier for speculation. This came in two forms: 1. Genuine interest and optimism in the underlying tech and potential use cases. 2. High inefficiency and low institutional/professional participation, which resulted in high volatility and good trading conditions for retail. That has changed. AI is the frontier for speculation, and has many more tangible use cases and impact than crypto in a much shorter time frame. Crypto has some cool stuff but use cases have generally converged towards speculation, and the memecoin cycle/max financial nihilism + crime cycle brought out the worst of that paradigm. Retail got siphoned into short-lived, extractive scams and insider-bundled shit sandwiches with a million different tokens instead of participating in public, liquid markets. In 2017 we all felt like geniuses for a while (before losing everything) because massive trend and momentum effects were both lasting and also easily accessible via centralized exchange listings. Even after losing money, the temporary wealth effect made us come back believing that we could do better when (more of an ‘if’ at the time) the market recovers. That’s quite different from being sent into a launchpad abattoir where the lifespan of a coin is measured in hours and if you don’t get lucky or have inside information, you’re down 99% within a day. It shouldn’t be surprising that retail traders prefer 0 DTE options, equity futures, metals, and basically anything other than crypto (with the slight exception of prediction markets). So what does this all mean? I don’t know, I didn’t think that far. I’ve spent 9 years in this industry, I’m unemployable, have no skills, and have formed an emotional attachment to my abuser. Looking forward to seeing you all in the permanent underclass living pod. Cheers

JUST IN: Goldman Sachs discloses holding $2,360,000,000 worth of crypto: Bitcoin: $1,100,000,000 ETH: $1,000,000,000 XRP: $153,000,000 SOL: $108,000,000

need btc to hit one million dollars so i can afford to live the lifestyle of a middle-class 1980’s carpenter

Bottoms are formed when selling ends, not when buying starts.