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@FoundersSOL Free alpha

FoundersDAO will be FREE from May 31st to June 31st, but you must join NOW Role claiming will only be open until end of may, enter while you can Giveaway on this tweet, 3x WL, 2 SOL Like RT Comment and show proof in discord.gg/foundersdao

@coinfessions @x0nazar @opp_crypto panda patrol

I dropped out of college to launch my NFT. Now crypto is dying, no one cares about my NFT anymore, and Ill run out of money in 4 months. I’m fucked.

My girl's ex is a crypto Twitter dude. From time to time I visit his profile to try to see how he's doing in crypto and root against him. He just removed the "crypto" portion from all his social media profiles, so I don't think it's going well.

@coinfessions NGMI

I'm a store manager at a sports brand and I stole over €20.000 euros from the safe and went all in on a shitcoin. Had to fake a research and interrogation of employees to find out who did it. My portfolio is now worth €2000 euros and I don’t feel guilty. I still work there.

@solsniperr @koolk123456 Damn you still here in the space lol

$NIPER • botted tokens will get frozen. • airdrop after launch. taking 999 wallets - like, comment & rt to get sniped 🎯 *important: official links only from this account + @solsniperr SOON 🎯

I received a six figure settlement after being molested by my sixth grade teacher. It was supposed to be my college fund, but I put it all in crypto just after my 18th birthday. Bought a bunch of shitcoins that only went down.

@A1_crypt Rug

I stagnated for months, but finally felt good at trading after I turned $500 to $1200 in a month. My dad gave me his $3500 bonus and I lost it all in FTX. He hasn’t asked about it in over a month. I hope he's forgotten. He lost his job recently & I’m afraid he'll ask for it back.

@cryptonent @opp_crypto

Smyth grails are the most slept-on assets on SOL. They were bought early, around mint time and never listed them. Let them out and show the world.

@ZK_shark Generational wealth advice

Crypto Twitter Technical Analyst this week: If BTC and ETH go up, they will go up more. And if they don’t go up, they will go down more. Very helpful analysis guys 🫡

Missed out a NFT minting event 2 years ago that I could have profited 10-50k$ flipping it. Instead I went to a Tinder date. Turned out to be the best decision of my life. She just said "yes" today.

Listened to CT influencers and bought 20 monkey jpegs at 2000$ each.

Instead of buying the bottom of Ethereum I put the better part of my portfolio into Hasbulla NFTs which have gone to zero. I now watch Ethereum pump in agony knowing how much more I would’ve made.

I got ~2k from the arb airdrop and lost it all in one trade

@coinfessions @opp_crypto

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