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Applying to masters union

@0xThiru @MetisL2 Thiru you put Indians on map, big up for all wins and tons of wishes for future endeavours

Signing off from @MetisL2 Bittersweet day. Built, managed, and showed up across docs, SDK, workshops, hackathons, ambassador program, livestreams, X Spaces, DevConnect Buenos Aires (y'all know what happened there), and a whole lot more. Worked with one of the most inclusive teams in Web3. Thank you for the opportunity. Glad to have met some really great people @pavel_sinel @ElenaCryptoChic @DMSKwak @Nabihas4 @0xNanax @tomngodefi Daniel Li and Cookie (anon) Looking forward to the next one

@rachit @vukan0x @JurassicFi Certified banger

New Episode w @vukan0x, co-founder @JurassicFi $10M has been committed (so far) to the JurassicFi raise on Futardio with an original $200k raise goal We Discuss: - Future of the Onchain Collectibles Market - Acquiring and Sourcing Dinosaurs - Why founders should choose raising via MetaDAO 1:11 - reaction on being over 50x over-subscribed 3:01 - theorising dinosaurs coming onchain + Vukan's background 5:55 - thoughts on collectibles onchain 8:20 - how big is the dinosaur collectibles market irl 9:28 - how to value dinosaurs 14:09 - acquiring and sourcing dinosaurs 16:22 - why build JurassicFi on @solana? 19:07 - future roadmap 24:30 - #1 advice for founders looking to fundraise rn (and why they should choose @MetaDAOProject)

@zamdoteth If my team hesitate to work with you you know the reason

@Cryptomit A stripper named Elsa

if you’re in VC, pivot to prostitution

@DOKDODAO Congratulations Noah and team

DokdoDao Wins Special Award, Proving Success of Korean-Style Web3 Strategy ☑️ Strategic Focus: Localized Platforms · DokdoDao leverages platforms Korean users actually use, like Telegram and Naver. It moves beyond simple exposure to provide a measurable system for tracking user engagement and actual conversions. ☑️ Proven Results & Trust · With 17 pilot events, the platform has engaged 13,295 participants and distributed 150M KRW in rewards, demonstrating high reliability and performance. ☑️ Future Vision: AI & On-chain Infrastructure · DokdoDao plans to build a Web3 infrastructure combining AI verification with on-chain settlements, while expanding its multi-channel community and global partnerships. ☑️Read more ↳ blockchainseoul.kr/article/5000

@HeyElsaAI Take my money intern get me this

gElsa

With Elsa x402, APIs are no longer gated by: • accounts • API keys • subscriptions They’re accessed through: request → payment → response That’s what makes them agent-native.

@Hamzythacreator only ana you can trust is @tryheyanna

Crypto traders on their way to @tryheyanna after seeing consistent green weeks

@zamdoteth Yeah bro crypto is magical all on internet and free money world stick to ethos retards plz

Having lived in SF for the majority of my life, the weirdest truth i’ve uncovered is that you’re much more likely to get funded if you’re gay and retarded Not sure why that is, i just think that the YC and general VC funds really relate more to those kind of founders

@zamdoteth Bro thanks for kind words where can I add liquidity for me though so you can long me

I’d love to go 50x lev long on founders Like spot someone incredible, filled with aura and light, someone you KNOW will make it, no matter the circumstances Where do i find these founders

@0xYano Please check dm

Is your Korea campaign actually working? Here’s a 3 question test: 1. Are people discussing what we do (are doing), or token farming/speculation 2. Are people defending us when criticized, or staying silent 3. Are people bringing us up unprompted, or only responding to our content 3 yes = real engagement 2 = developing Less = noise

Agents need more than wallets. They need trust, Execution rails, Capital formation is designed to work together. We built all three. not from a whitepaper. from running a copilot for 931K users. the full thesis ↓

@tryheyanna @0xTanishaa

Job market is down. Alpha isn’t. Hiring: Quant Strategy Intern at @tryheyanna Requirements: > proven success rate using winning quantitative strategies across prediction market tooling >no degrees or background filters, only track record. Build and scale the next set of profitable strategies for our user base Refer a friend and earn up to $2000 on successful conversion. DMs open

@tryheyanna @ThatNoobGuy_

@tryheyanna @0xsourabhh @rachit

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