shane$ol ⚡️

Just so everyone knows, this is how it really started. -Lost 10 $sol in 1 day. -Sent $500 to my dad to help cover my mothers funeral expense. -Put my last $500 in Coinbase for $sol. The rest will be history.

fuck this guy

@TiffanyFong BbKdDQTa1ResMg8zQU3QpcBfr3Vx8GWc6CUcNKKxwen5

we’re so fucked

@cb_doge BbKdDQTa1ResMg8zQU3QpcBfr3Vx8GWc6CUcNKKxwen5

BREAKING: A humanoid robot using ChatGPT shot its creator after being told it was role play. Earlier, it refused to fire at a human. Same robot, same BB gun. Only the wording changed, and the robot pulled the trigger.

@areelbadman even if it was a bb gun, a robot still shot someone 🤷🏽‍♂️

See you at millions BbKdDQTa1ResMg8zQU3QpcBfr3Vx8GWc6CUcNKKxwen5

@degendaveb DAVEY

@cryptoshxn Suga Shane in da house

get ready to make 🗣️

@flipski77 Rot

teed

@goyimpnl 180 buyers

you guys really trusted an ai generated whale who’s wife divorced him zero goyim pnl regards fyi: the memes were never funny, the whole catalyst was this whale who got liquidated was throwing all his money he had left at it.

@thokani @blknoiz06

.@blknoiz06 i lost my wife and kids because i bought ur gas shill im now down 85% what do i do 90% now actually

@solgavvv @blknoiz06

@blknoiz06 good one bro

so yea Jim the name's $gas, gas town this genius-level dev Yegge created kubernetes for concurrent agentic workflows straight from his home desk then the crypto kids tokenized it, now hes adopted it and used the fees to fund his exploration into the future of post-agi devwork

@defi_tm whale ender

I'm not one to go after other coins at all. That said, I do think everyone needs to take a proper look at my coin $AHAB as a counterpoint to $WhiteWhale. The lore is actually INSANE, from the surface level all the way to its core. It's 100% unique and irreproducible, and in Jungian terms, it provides the PERFECT shadow to the figure of the White Whale. What follows is an outline of the coin's brief life so far. I launched it as a tribute to $WhiteWhale, inspired by the model of stewardship and transparency that $WhiteWhale was setting. In the classic novel Moby Dick (often referred to as The Great American Novel), Captain Ahab is the captain of the whaling ship chasing Moby Dick, aka the legendary White Whale. I thought it would be a nice symbol to use another character from Moby Dick to build out the brave new world that $WhiteWhale was pioneering in memecoins. I bought around 30% of the coin, locked some of it, and pledged the rest to be managed in the interests of the community- for extra liquidity, giveaways, and so forth. I just wanted to follow the standard set by $WhiteWhale. Not being a millionaire, I was open about the fact that I'd use some Creator Rewards for personal gain. Here's where it gets really interesting. The $WhiteWhale dev himself liked what he saw. To my surprise, he bought 10% of the coin on its second day. Furthermore, I was stoked to find him in my DMs, wanting to explore the possibility of collaboration. He said he loved the $AHAB concept and could see that we (myself and the web developer) had talent and might be a good fit for his $WhiteWhale team. He shared that he had bought the 10% as a type of "insurance" so that I didn't breach confidentiality. I was starstruck and only too keen to oblige. We had a 30 minute Google Meets call and things seemed really promising. All receipts for this are in my previous thread, by the way: x.com/CaptAhabCrypto… Anyway, without making any promises, the $WhiteWhale dev began to distance himself and then started selling off his $AHAB. People had cottoned onto the fact that he was or could be the whale holding 10% of $AHAB, because he had sold $WhiteWhale from a wallet holding close to $1M in $WhiteWhale to buy his $AHAB in the first place - and not many people would be holding that much. As such, in a beautifully poetic parallel to Moby Dick, the White Whale's sell-off basically ripped $AHAB's promising first leg clean off. The community imploded despite my best efforts - I just couldn't generate any buzz. Maybe I shouldn't have been writing all the @CaptAhabCrypto posts in 19th Century Whaling speak because it was a bit inaccessible. But we did produce some great content and I'm open to continuing that if there is sufficient interest. I've just returned from a family trip, and the coin is at the pico floor, with only a $10k market cap. But I thought I should document the whole story in plain English here because I don't think a story like this should die such an uneventful death. The coin barely had 300 holders at its peak, and it hit a high of over $550k market cap just because I have cornered so much supply and, at that time, the holders believed the $WhiteWhale dev might do something. But why can't we do something without him? What if there had been not one Captain Ahab, but a whole army? Would Moby Dick have ended the same way?Could we rewrite the ending to the Great American Novel and take down the White Whale? I don't see why not. Happy to answer any questions in this thread. Comment away. @CaptAhabCrypto $AHAB ca: 6Wv4Li6toFybiJajVN3ZBTi7hF8DGbujmewqc86tpump

@CaptAhabCrypto 🏴‍☠️

Brainrot is gonna lead TikTok meta. _Main boss

@traderpow $peak

With the amount of hate toward PumpFun/Alon (mostly from the trenchers side), isn't it pretty ironic how they are so quick to critique the system yet still be participants of their ecosystem? It's one to give criticism to seek change, but it's another to be a beggar out of desperation. I don't choose sides; follow the money. Hate fuels the competition and upside, that would be max pain (for sidelinorrs)

@itspyrored $nothing coded

The key to financial freedom is buying charts like this and doing nothing

@kazuyam3k Peak

the smell if everything runs back to ath

@0xIT4I LMAO

That thing you dedicated your life to? That project you sacrificed everything for? Oh yeah bro, its a coin now. Your main partner is some guy named Waddles - dont get him mad. Youll need to learn about your other shareholders: Elite FNF, the guys who CTO’d 67, and a dude called Spider. Good luck bro, keep building.

@jackduval attention markets fn?

been speaking about this for a while now memecoins are unironically the cutting edge of finance in terms of functionality and access and the name "memecoin" does not reflect this try telling a friend you trade memecoins and they'll think you're a scammer, in large part because of the name itself and of course the stigma behind it it's time for a rebrand