Jon 🎸

I mean let’s be real. The damage is already irreparable.

This company is toast. In a situation like this, it’s in their best interest to void/release the non compete and walk. Irreparable amount of damage long term if they don’t. This whole situation should become a case study. “How not to burn a company to the ground 101”

@shenetworks 😡 In a situation like this it’s in their best interest to void/release that non compete. Just saying! But who am I. 🦙

Thank you to everyone who reached out. Unfortunately my job hunt has to be paused due to my noncompete. I will definitely let everyone know when I’m able to resume looking. 💔

After not receiving a raise in the four years I’ve worked at BHIS they’ve now decided to reduce my pay by $40k after coming back from maternity leave and moving my role to solely pentesting. So I am looking for a new position effective immediately if anyone has any leads 😇

@shenetworks That’s fucked up, I’m so sorry!

@BentleyAudrey Peak internet. If I had a button to press to go back to those times I’d do it in a second. As long as I could forget how fast things are right now 😂

I miss the days when I would spend all evening changing my away message to favorite song lyrics and fighting with girls from my school lmao

@IronSage_ 70-80 mile weeks running should do the trick.

I was 29kg overweight, had a huge belly, and I wanted to reach 13% body fat in 2026. I did it with these 25 rules: Rule 1. STOP RUNNING.

I hate to even say this but Arch is the only option here. 😬

Moving kilos like a boss. Profiling on Artisan powered by the latest Pop!_OS release. Kenya Nyeri AA.

@HackingDave Accurate 💯

What I see in cybersecurity: AI has re-invigorated an industry that was largely stale for the past ten years. Complete new green field. Changes everything. New innovation happening everyday. Need to adapt or be left behind. This reminds me of the early 2000s, it’s exciting, addicting, and it’s going to be fun as hell.

@awkwardgoogle Those are amateur mosquitos, where I’m from they are more like hummingbirds from hell.

Body hair might seem pointless, but it actually helps shield us from mosquito bites.

Let's just go back to IRC again.

This is what it looks like when you accidentally made your S3 bucket public 5 minutes ago

Dear Coca-Cola, stop with the new flavors. Either put the cocaine back in or leave it the fuck alone.

@vxunderground The FreeBSD decision was the most based one: update your license to say "This software may not be used in California" and call it a day

LEEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNS

@GummoXXX Same. Not sure which direction I’ll go. What are you leaning towards?

Deleting my ChatGPT account

how about no 😡

@doomerzoomer > Bill is still only telling a half truth

@vxunderground Can’t wait for the rest of his truths to drop. I feel there’s a, “but wait there’s more….”, coming down the pipe

> be bill gates > rizzless nerd > in Epstein emails > emails show crazy stuff > cheat on wife with Russian prostitute > gets STD > asks Epstein for help > needs help getting medicine > needs help slipping them in wife's food > Epstein get annoyed > doesn't wanna hang out anymore > emails released > everyone sees crazy stuff > denies everything > fast forward > walks back statement > admits he had sex with two Russian women > says had sex with bridge player > says had sex with nuclear physicist > "lol why he list their occupations?" > says they weren't prostitutes > denies STD stuff > denies trying to slip wife antibiotics