Crystal Darche 🎤

For what it’s worth, before Twitter implodes for good 🤷‍♀️

DONALD TRUMP: *posts AI video of him playing hockey* MARK CARNEY: Actually skating and shooting pucks 🏒

@TH3CUSE04 @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Brilliant

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump aerospace manufacturer Collins Aerospace an RTX company just laid off more people today. Including myself. I voted for you to create more jobs for Americans. Why are manufacturers laying off more people?

@Yellow_Dog1959 @jaketapper There’s a Sidney in BC (Victoria) oops

@jaketapper A couple wanted to fly from London to Sydney and found a great deal on line, far cheaper than the travel agent quoted. They wondered why the plane was so small when they transferred in Halifax. Who knew There was a Sydney in Nova Scotia.

Shoutout to the business traveler at Dulles walking through security who just realized her ticket was for a flight out of Dallas

@dhaywood99 @Bethanie_Cabral Me too. Years ago she made a sweeping statement that ‘all Canadians something-or-other’ and I politely said ‘no, we don’t all’ and she blocked me! Like, how weak! Smh

@Bethanie_Cabral She blocked me so I can’t even respond to her. After saying she doesn’t block anyone, she just mutes them. So glad she at least saw one of my comments that she had to block me.

I live to be this delusional, that I think I can give Michelle Obama advice on anything.

@ChrisScheetz It’s wild!!

No words to describe the emotion of the 1st period. Didn’t think I could become even a prouder Canadian but here we are. #4nationsfaceoff #CanadaStrong

@itsonlywords You know we can see your posts, right? Looking pretty much pro-Trump to me

@crystaldarche No, actually, I didn’t vote for Trump, so take your shitty attitude somewhere else.

Please pray for my daughter Jennifer & her husband Morgin. He is a probationary PT at the VA and has been put on notice that he may be losing his job next week.

@butterflymane I know! I could tell she wanted to cut him off rambling but then he started making sense lol

Once I’ve found all the peeps I follow over on Bluesky, I’m outta this toxic cesspool. Meet you there? bsky.app/profile/crysta…

@NeilBoltonRSPL @saltyliberal74 @TheSGTJoker Omg this is amazing

@saltyliberal74 @TheSGTJoker You’re welcome. youtu.be/3BrCvZmSnKA?si…

I wasn't searching for a Coachella update, but one just fell into my lap.

@oscoopie1 Yeah!! CNN, what network are you watching?

Ruh roh. What happened to the feed from the DNC?

@eyeride1hd @consequence Hey wait just a minute, there was no baby shaving at Woodstock. Lots of baby making but hey it was the 60's

Happy 91st birthday to the undisputed queen of comedy, Carol Burnett. Just listen to the audience reaction when Carol comes down the stairs. 🧵

@ThatEricAlper I needed to hear this today. Thank you!

Don’t take things too personally. Rarely do people do things because of you; they do things because of them.

@TiniiBellinii @greekblue1 ‘a source’ is likely made up, and their only ‘quote’ is wishing her well, and wishing the family privacy. Some things just need to be taken at face value. You’ll not win anyone over to ‘your side’ unless you’re willing to give some grace to the other one.

@crystaldarche @greekblue1 Maybe reread your own question I would say. You say they hoped she gets “privacy” & have been in touch “privately” yet it is splashed all over MSM/SM by a “source”. If you can’t see, or more likely refuse to see what the issue is, then there is not much more I can say really …

Hands up those who don’t want to hear a single word coming out of the overseas ex-royals or from their WhatsApp/squad minions who have bullied her on X and in the media on their behalf - about the Princess of Wales. (Yes H, you at least should know better, that’s how you address her in a “private” message you decide to make public) 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ #FOHarryandMeghan

I swear to God, The British Press is like a jilted ex-lover who cannot accept that their ex has moved on, doesn't want them back, and is never coming back. It's seriously been four years since the breakup. Prince Harry has moved on. You guys really should too.

@TiniiBellinii @greekblue1 That doesn’t answer my question.

@crystaldarche @greekblue1 Come on, start with your words “privacy” and “ privately” and join the dots … 🤔

Elon after finding out Facebook & IG are down

*Whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram are down* Everyone coming back to twitter: