sista crys✨

my biggest show to date just added my biggest lineup to date.. @realmaup and @odd_mob b2b @imomnom join me at bmo stadium dec 16 along w some very special guests 😏

dating apps should let you see other people’s age ranges. i want to know which 30 year old dudes are on the hunt for 22 year olds

WE FOUND THE PHOTO

These dogs were spotted getting their picture taken mid-walk. They're doing so well and their walker is so proud and I can't handle it. 14/10 for all

This is Parma. She really looks up to you. Looks up to pretty much everything. But her favorite is you. 12/10

To my EDC goers and any others rave enthusiast

This is Walter. You just threw bubbles at him and he cannot fathom where you got the audacity. 12/10

pick your friends up from the airport, help them move, help them with their problems, cook for them, watch their pets when they aren’t, get them medicine when they’re sick, talk to them, sit with them, hold them. love your friends while you can and do it loudly.

Datings apps have gotten me nowhere, so I'm gonna put myself out there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm fun and chill (I promise). Plus, I have your fav artists' music before it gets released, and I'm a great rave dad with over a decade of XP.

We only rate dogs. This is a rare two-sided southern sniffer. Evolved to be twice as good at begging for food. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10

This is Mootoo. She loves picnics, but what she loves even more than picnics is picnics with you. 13/10

EVERY zodiac sign has its fatal flaw, EVERY single one. let’s talk about what they don’t want you to know (thread 🧵):

@johnsummit shirts always looks like they’re hanging on for dear life

john summit pop up set @ chilis. lipstick and shaking asses, all the girls get free apps and $5 off coupons

Pov: it’s the morning after the rave and you start rewatching every video you took 🥴🤣

How to compliment someone without mentioning their appearance:

unfortunately for my haters i will once again be living my best life this weekend

What's the dude version of getting bangs because you're going through some shit?

@sair_ttv Love you 🥰 sending good vibes bb✌🏼

not doing well, thanks for asking lol