BrokeAssStuart

Wow...It's looking like Twitter might actually crash and burn. Please find me in the following places: Newsletter: mailchi.mp/brokeassstuart… IG: instagram.com/brokeassstuart/ FB: facebook.com/Broke.Ass.Stua… Patreon: patreon.com/brokeassstuart

@jrivanob That actually gives me an idea. I’ll email you.

@BrokeAssStuart Conversely I think we’re leaving a lot of ad dollars on the table!

I checked our CRM & unless he's donating under a sneaky alias, Dean Preston has given $0 to Mission Local. We're not controlled by an invented progressive cabal. We list our donors here—all 3,300+ of them. missionlocal.org/san-francisco-… It's a broad group equal to 65% of our revenue.

@jrivanob Wow! Only 2% is earned income? Maybe I’m doing something wrong. Ours is like 60% earned or more.

Donate here —> mission-local.donorsupport.co/page/FUNLVDKVM…

SUNDAY, May 4th! -- UNDERSEA BURLESQUE! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… Memorial Day Weekend, join Hubba Hubba Revue for mischievous mermaids, burlesque buccaneers & sultry sea monsters!  Get SEATS from @dnalounge Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM

We got 100 people out to 17 local restaurants!! The next one is this Thursday in North Beach! You still have time to join ⬇️ broke-ass-stuart.dnnr.io

Do you know about the Dinner Club I'm doing? It's pretty cool. You get matched with 5 other compatible people and all go out to dinner. Then afterwards all the tables meet up at an after party at a local bar. The first one we did was a smashing success...

SUNDAY, May 4th! -- UNDERSEA BURLESQUE! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… Memorial Day Weekend, join Hubba Hubba Revue for mischievous mermaids, burlesque buccaneers & sultry sea monsters!  Get SEATS from @dnalounge -- Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM

@_lanabelle Word! That’s why when we switched to the new Broke-Ass Stuart site, we kept an archive site up. I’ve had too much freelance work disappear, so I don’t want that happening to people who wrote for us.

the internet is forever unless you wrote an article for a website in 2015

SUNDAY, April 19th! Hubba Hubba Revue's CYBERPUNK! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… Join San Francisco's world famous burlesque & variety show in the happiest techno-dystopia ever! Enter The Matrix now! Get your SEATS from @dnalounge Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM

@zackruskin Hahahahaha! 😘

His name is @BrokeAssStuart and I love him.

SUNDAY, April 19th! Hubba Hubba Revue's CYBERPUNK! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… Join San Francisco's world famous burlesque & variety show in the happiest techno-dystopia ever! Enter The Matrix now! Get your SEATS from @dnalounge Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM

How is there not a communist burlesque dancer named Foxy Trotsky?

SUNDAY, April 19th! Hubba Hubba Revue's CYBERPUNK! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… Join San Francisco's world famous burlesque & variety show in the happiest techno-dystopia ever! Enter The Matrix now! Get your SEATS from @dnalounge Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM

We're Launching the BAS Dinner Club! We’re bringing together people who want to connect beyond the screen. At each dinner, you’ll be matched with like-minded locals for thoughtful conversation and real community. brokeassstuart.com/p/we-re-launch…

Saw some very clever graffiti yesterday. It said “Vance 2026” Which I realized was a sneaky way of saying “Let’s hope that Trump goes ☠️”.

SUNDAY, Feb. 22nd, in the main room at DNA Lounge! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… @HubbaHubbaRevue presents the superstars of the Bay Area's premiere pole dance studio, Flux Vertical Theatre! Get your SEATS now from @dnalounge -- Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM.

SUNDAY, Feb. 22nd, in the main room at DNA Lounge! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… @HubbaHubbaRevue presents the superstars of the Bay Area's premiere pole dance studio, Flux Vertical Theatre! Get your SEATS now from @dnalounge -- Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM.

SUNDAY, Feb. 22nd, in the main room at DNA Lounge! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… @HubbaHubbaRevue presents the superstars of the Bay Area's premiere pole dance studio, Flux Vertical Theatre! Get your SEATS now from @dnalounge -- Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM.

Bay Area! The Bay Area premiere of I Love Boosters will be April 28th at Grand Lake Theater. So nice, we're screening it twice, back to back. Don't miss it.

🚨 MAJOR BOMBSHELL: Ted Lieu says the full, unreleased Epstein files show Donald Trump R*PING children. That’s what’s being hidden. That’s why the files stay sealed. That’s why there are no arrests. Release everything. Let the truth come out. Or RESIGN!

Every time I get an email from a company saying “We’re updating our terms of service” I’m just like “Great, how are you going to further fuck us over?”