BrokeAssStuart

Wow...It's looking like Twitter might actually crash and burn. Please find me in the following places: Newsletter: mailchi.mp/brokeassstuart… IG: instagram.com/brokeassstuart/ FB: facebook.com/Broke.Ass.Stua… Patreon: patreon.com/brokeassstuart

Saw some very clever graffiti yesterday. It said “Vance 2026” Which I realized was a sneaky way of saying “Let’s hope that Trump goes ☠️”.

SUNDAY, Feb. 22nd, in the main room at DNA Lounge! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… @HubbaHubbaRevue presents the superstars of the Bay Area's premiere pole dance studio, Flux Vertical Theatre! Get your SEATS now from @dnalounge -- Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM.

SUNDAY, Feb. 22nd, in the main room at DNA Lounge! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… @HubbaHubbaRevue presents the superstars of the Bay Area's premiere pole dance studio, Flux Vertical Theatre! Get your SEATS now from @dnalounge -- Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM.

SUNDAY, Feb. 22nd, in the main room at DNA Lounge! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… @HubbaHubbaRevue presents the superstars of the Bay Area's premiere pole dance studio, Flux Vertical Theatre! Get your SEATS now from @dnalounge -- Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM.

Bay Area! The Bay Area premiere of I Love Boosters will be April 28th at Grand Lake Theater. So nice, we're screening it twice, back to back. Don't miss it.

🚨 MAJOR BOMBSHELL: Ted Lieu says the full, unreleased Epstein files show Donald Trump R*PING children. That’s what’s being hidden. That’s why the files stay sealed. That’s why there are no arrests. Release everything. Let the truth come out. Or RESIGN!

Every time I get an email from a company saying “We’re updating our terms of service” I’m just like “Great, how are you going to further fuck us over?”

SUNDAY, Feb. 22nd! CELEBRATE Lunar New Year with @HubbaHubbaRevue 's all-Asian BURLESQUE spectacular, with aerialists, pole-dancers, & SF Chinatown legends, Grant Avenue Follies! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/…

The coldest winter I ever spent was this winter in San Francisco.

SUNDAY, Feb. 22nd! CELEBRATE Lunar New Year with @HubbaHubbaRevue 's all-Asian BURLESQUE spectacular, with aerialists, pole-dancers, & SF Chinatown legends, Grant Avenue Follies! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/…

SUNDAY, Feb. 22nd! Give in to TemptASIAN! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… CELEBRATE Lunar New Year with @HubbaHubbaRevue 's all-Asian BURLESQUE spectacular, with aerialists, pole-dancers, & SF Chinatown legends, Grant Avenue Follies!

I would be so bad at The Price is Right. They'd ask the how much a ham and cheese sandwich was, and after living in San Francisco for so long, I'd be like "$35!”

Instead, beloved venues and arts orgs are going out of business. What are these fucking philistines doing with their money besides hiring blood boys and building bunkers in Hawaii?

With the mind bending wealth that's in the Bay Area, I don't understand why every single arts non-profit isn't filled to the gills with money.  We should have circus performers on every corner, musicians in the lobby of every building, and murals that span entire neighborhoods.

You can’t spell cowardice without ICE.

SUNDAY, Jan. 18th -- BIG TOP BURLESQUE! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… Join @HubbaHubbaRevue at @ DNA Lounge for an ALL STAR showcase of BURLESQUE aerialists, pole dancers, & over 1000 POUNDS of CLOWNS! -- EARLY SHOW! Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM 🤡

SUNDAY, Jan. 18th -- BIG TOP BURLESQUE! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… Join @HubbaHubbaRevue at @ DNA Lounge for an ALL STAR showcase of BURLESQUE aerialists, pole dancers, & over 1000 POUNDS of CLOWNS! -- EARLY SHOW! Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM 🤡

Before the cities of Napa and Sonoma would become synonymous with wine there was Winehaven. A century ago it was producing 12 million gallons of wine each year. And now it sits abandoned. brokeassstuart.com/p/the-largest-…

@ByDanShapiro Wow

There’s no place like home …

SUNDAY, Jan. 18th -- BIG TOP BURLESQUE! T I X: dnalounge.com/calendar/2026/… Join @HubbaHubbaRevue at @ DNA Lounge for an ALL STAR showcase of BURLESQUE aerialists, pole dancers, & over 1000 POUNDS of CLOWNS! -- EARLY SHOW! Doors 7:00PM, Show 7:30PM 🤡