Christopher Allen

Is one birdie so much to ask?

@xashtreex @newzforthought @DeDunkingPast Etc doing the heavy lifting

@newzforthought @DeDunkingPast They could, because they did. Rope, wood, copper tools, stone hammers, saws, plumbobs etc.

When I was invited to be on Piers Morgan to ask Zahi Hawaas tough questions, I took it seriously. It was an honor, after all, any pyramidiot would love to be able to do what I did. So I chose questions I felt the most accessible to the masses. Proving they mislead us to many.

@robertlufkinmd Hi Dr. would love your thoughts on this study? brown.edu/news/2026-02-2…

As a medical school professor, I can tell you: we rarely see a single intervention move the needle this dramatically on aging. Scientists at Imperial College London discovered that blocking a protein called IL-11 extended mouse lifespan by up to 25%. Starting treatment at the equivalent of age 55 in humans: - Males lived 22.5% longer - Females lived 25% longer - Cancer rates plummeted - Muscle wasting reversed - Organ fibrosis reduced across the body IL-11 rises naturally after age 55 and drives chronic inflammation, cellular senescence, and metabolic dysfunction -- the exact triad that accelerates every age-related disease. This is what I explore in "Lies I Taught in Medical School" -- how metabolic dysfunction sits at the root of chronic disease, from cancer to frailty. The best part? Anti-IL-11 antibodies are already in human clinical trials for fibrotic diseases. Full breakdown coming on the Health Longevity Secrets podcast. Source: nature.com/articles/s4158… #Longevity #AntiAging #MetabolicHealth #Inflammation #HealthLongevitySecrets

Following an #FBI Boston investigation, Romoy Forbes, a Jamaican national living in Deer Park, NY, has been indicted for allegedly conspiring to steal cargo containing over $800,000 worth of beer, snow crabs, blueberries & cologne & sell the items for illicit profit. ow.ly/o39G50YFeLE

Appears Mr. Chatman was aware the curtain was rising on his time in the Ocean State. He sold his North Smithfield home a month ago.

NEW: Rodney Chatman is now “former” @BrownUniversity VP of public safety after a judge approved an undisclosed settlement today in Worker’s Compensation Court. He had been placed on administrative leave pending review of the response to the Dec. 13 shooting.

Brown University police chief out after court settlement approved pbn.com/brown-universi… via @ProvBusNews

@moneylinemac_ How?

You think the Minnesota daycares are bad? Bryce Hopkins stole $1 million from a Rhode Island catholic school

conspiracy theorists this week

@NBC10_Tamara @NBC10 “Obtained.” Translation: asked for and received

#BREAKING - NBC10 has obtained the resignation letter RIDOT Director Peter Alviti submitted today. He doesn't take any accountability for the Washington Bridge closure, but rather says he stayed on until the project was "firmly on track for successful completion." @NBC10

Devastated by what’s happening at BrownU. Please stay safe & check in on loved ones in the area. For those nearby: please shelter in place. It’s better to keep roadways clear so first responders can do their jobs. And THANK YOU to all of the emergency personnel who’ve responded.

Classic legacy media. tragedy in your city..mass chaos…void of info as events unfold … local readership turns to you, the organization they trust will provide facts as we know it this minute. Paper of record What do we do?!….. Pimp the Google algorithm to sell ads

Multiple shot in the area of Brown University. This is an active investigation. Please shelter in place or avoid the area until further notice.

RIDOT state program manager listening to his or her boss

In a perfect world this pointless rag would close shop and ride off like Shane….

can R.I. get just ONE would-be politico’s campaign that leaves out the (consultant driven) “gonna fight for everyone. We deserve better. My own story..l” blah blah. Nothing changes. Nothing will. At least give me a curveball/outside the box idea? Joke? Meme? Leaked opp reveal?

Wild news day in Rhode Island. Hasbro announced they’re leaving. Foulkes announced she’s running. And to round out the theme’s trifecta, Del’s lemonade announced they are sticking with citrus-based frozen beverages for the 2026 season.

Folk it up 2025. 🔥

Getting 9 in before the reptilian takeover

@orange_peelbeef Artie in mirror: “You fucking ducking me motherfucker?”

What's the funniest line from The Sopranos?

@orange_peelbeef She’s a pragmatist. But she’s also a greedy MFer

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