Courtlyn Shoate

I’m not sure that La Croix isn’t what sent this country into the spiral we are currently in.

She IS the moment.

The amount of people on this app that truly think people are going to be running to transition their gender just to have advantage in athletics is WILD.

Eggo waffles. That was really a decision we made as a culture.

@_grthomas_ Yes!! This is the closest thing to movie quality and honestly delivers flawlessly every time. I lost one in a move, so this may be a sign.

The older I get, the more I realize I want a full-size popcorn machine in my home.

The store is 2300 S Federal Blvd, Denver, CO 80219. I’m not even sure if I received my money back.

@pizzahut one of your stores here in Denver let me complete an order online, but decided to void my order without notifying me. The app showed them making the pizza & out for delivery, but never came. The store was dismissive and told me call corporate.

@soonerjk12 I think there’s reason to believe it’ll be much less dire than has been assumed in the past months, but get it . Don’t think R’s have figured this out either. Obvious tension & resistance to the types of things I reference. McCarthy’s management sometimes feels “hope this works”

@cshoate Moreover, the left as a whole can’t understand it either. And that’s why the next election cycle is looking more and more dire for the democrats. Hint: your last sentence is half the answer!

I really can’t understand the war on Dr. Fauci from a certain crowd. I know we’ve abandoned logic and any attempt at reasoning in some circles, but like this is just dumb, pointless, & a complete waste of time. This man is not even an elected official.

@Zac_Stevens I’ve gone back and forth on this but tabletop. I don’t want it to be something I roll out for “special occasions”. On my countertop 24/7.

@cshoate Table top or old fashioned kind with a wheel?

When I see someone like Vivica A. Fox doing a commercial for CarShield, I have several thoughts & Q’s: 1. Getting your coin off these easy sources. Good for you. 2. Are they giving her notes on her performance? 3. Do people really trust the product bc of a celeb the love?

THIS. Because I don’t do planned naps, but let me tell you if I slip away trying to watch a show or something, you might not see me for hours.

We have officially reached the “this ain’t cute” stage of snow in the Denver metro.

A 1900 sqft home right by my building just sold for $855,000. I am never buying a home a Denver.

The amount of days that I think about driving 15 mins to the nearest Nothing Bundt Cake just to get one of the mini bundts is concerning.

@RideRTD any explanation for the delays getting to and from the airport? Have had 10-15 minute off schedule arrival and departure both legs of my trip the past couple of days.

One of the worst kind of shocking moments is when a food item that looks really tasty is just completely underwhelming in flavor. It should be a crime.

The glorification of blonde hair and blue eyes in modern context is just so strange.

😂😂😂. I just know his off camera answer would be even more petty!

If you watch people closely, their values will always reveal themselves.