Charles Southey

I got ChatGPT to make a spreadsheet listing every country in the world. I then got it to summarise (very briefly!) and score the US's relationship with them. The output was quite interesting! docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

Missed opportunity for a redirect to a 'Harry' thank you page? @SpursOfficial

@essexhighways @ChelmsCouncil Looks a bit like Grove Road @ChelmsCouncil @essexhighways

⛔️⚠️Reminder - there will be closures on the #A12 this weekend. Please plan ahead and allow extra time for your journey. Further details can be found in National Highways tweet below 👇

(Part 3) This can be more fruitful in the long run. Don't just chase immediate sales, plan for sustained growth. I've got a great PDF guide on this written by Forge® - let me know if you'd like a copy. #B2B #marketingstrategy #futuregrowth #always-on-marketing

(Part 2) While these prospects might not be ready to purchase now, they are the ones who'll drive future growth. Most companies focus their marketing on the 5% "in-market" buyers, yet the 'always-on' approach, building brand preference amongst the 95% 'out-of-market'. (Cont…)

Little Bite #2 "The 95:5 Rule - Marketing to the Majority" In B2B sales, only 5% of your potential buyers are actively ready to buy at any one time, but we should pay more attention to the remaining 95%. (Continued in Part 2)…

Haven't switched to Google Analytics 4 yet? 😬😬 We've got a Forge how-to guide ready. DM me if you need it. #marketing #data #growth #sales #googleanalytics #analytics

CEOs – are you on Google Analytics 4 yet? ⏰ Better tracking, AI-backed data, future-proofed against privacy laws. You've got a couple of weeks before the old analytics conks out. Get onto it, pronto! #marketing #data #growth #sales #googleanalytics #analytics

It’s mid-2023 and a flapjack from Pret costs £3.20. Just felt appropriate to journal that.

@ChelmsCouncil @eswater_care Thank you 😊

@csouthey Hi Charles. You’d need to report this to @eswater_care. I hope it is resolved quickly for you, best wishes, CCC social media team

@ChelmsCouncil Burst water main on Grove Rd

@eswater_care @ChelmsCouncil Fantastic - thanks for the speedy reply 👍

@ChelmsCouncil @csouthey Hi Charles, Thank you for getting in touch. We are already aware of this and can see we have a visit scheduled to investigate this Thanks! Emily

If you look very carefully you’ll see a legend at work @BillFrisell at @TheJazzCafe. Pity I’m short. Not quite the @officialronnies experience I’m used to 😜

This is irresponsible. Shame on @amazon @thinkmoney @ASA_UK #BlackFriday

@MaisyMooCow 🤣 So awkward!!

@csouthey Just said similar 😂 Really bad plant placement.

Fetching hair-do 😬🤦🏻‍♂️🤣 #RishiSunak #Sunak #bbcnews

Trains aren't running Post isn't being delivered Who's most to blame? #strikemapuk #royalmailstrike #railstrike #trainstrike #postalstrike

@grantshapps How come @BorisJohnson and @trussliz didn’t catch the bus to Balmoral to see QEII?

📢 I'm introducing a £2 cap on almost every single bus journey in England outside London - from Jan-Mar - backed by up to £60m, helping millions access affordable transport this winter as we continue to support people facing rising costs of living 👇 gov.uk/government/new…

@fatmarsh 🤣 what a beaut

@csouthey USB C is the way forward though? The days of 'anyone got a Nokia charger' or 'anyone got an Apple charger' will be a distant memory!

This is nutty. If I hated the Lightning cable that much, I’d buy something else. Really stupid nanny-state government legislation wasting time on non-important issues #usb #eu #nannystate bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…

@fatmarsh I use MagSafe 🤣. Your point is valid and what the government is trying to regulate. But that’s my point - the decision shouldn’t be government regulated, it should be determined by consumer demand. What next - all office chair wheels should be the same? Nanny state mate 😠