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🤯🚀 POR DIOS QUE GOLAZO ACABA DE METER EL COTORRO GONZALEZ Y CHIVAS YA GANA Y GOLEA 3-0 A RAYADOS EN EL BBVA! 🔥🐐

🚨🐐 GOOOL DE ARMANDO ‘HORMIGA’ GONZALEZ Y YA LLEGA A 10 GOLES EN 12 PARTIDOS JUGADOS ESTE TORNEO! CUARTO PARTIDO CONSECUTIVO ANOTANDO Y LLEVA 22 GOLES EN LA TEMPORADA. 🔥

Lo siento, no puedo.

‘The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender’ has officially wrapped production 🎬 Releasing on Paramount+ in October 2026

"When a king feels that his people are about to rebel, he declares war on another country." - Napoleon Bonaparte

Roy Kent 🐐

*Las @Chivas dan un gran torneo* El Putísimo mundo en corto:

This is exactly why you don't force kids into sports. Alysa Liu's entire life was dedicated to skating. Not by choice, but because her father demanded it. She won the US Championship at 13, but announced her retirement at 16. She threw her skates in the closet and decided to experience the world. She hiked to Everest base camp, got her driver's license and studied at UCLA. After a ski trip in 2024, she had the itch to lace them up again and nailed a double axel. She announced her comeback, but only on her terms. She wouldn't allow her father (or anyone) to tell her what to eat, when to train or how to dress. The result was athletic and creative liberation. Despite the hiatus, Alysa entered Milan as the favorite to win gold and delivered on the hype.

8 billion people on earth. Maybe 300 of them are causing all the problems. And they convinced the rest of us to fight each other instead of stop it.

J. COLE THE FALL-OFF WORLD TOUR 🌍 JULY 11TH — DEC 12TH 🚨

🗣️ J. COLE 🎟️ THE FALL-OFF WORLD TOUR 🚨 JULY 11 — DECEMBER 12

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 Felicidades

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Ganamos

Tenían razón, parece que si solamente le ganamos a puro equipo chico y nuestro calendario está a modo.

🇲🇽🤫 PARA LOS QUE HABLABAN DE “CASUALIDAD”... Algunos decían que su título de goleo fue pura suerte 💪 Pero hoy está demostrado todo lo contrario 💥📊 Hormiga González vuelve a pelear el título de goleo: 5 goles en 6 partidos

🚨🤯 ARMANDO “HORMIGA” GONZALEZ LEADS CHIVAS TO A 1-0 WIN AGAINST CLUB AMERICA IN CLASICO NACIONAL! CHIVAS REMAINS UNDEFEATED IN THE CLAUSURA 2026 WITH 6 WINS IN 6 GAMES. 🐐

¿Quién dijo bravo? 🤔 Bravísimo, Rojiblancos 👏🏻 ¡6 de 6 y seguímos de líderes! ¡#ElClásicoDeMéxico es, OTRA VEZ, para el Guadalajara! 🔴⚪️🇲🇽

Conservative commentator: “They could’ve found somebody more uniting.” Jon Stewart: “Why the hell is it the Super Bowl halftime performer’s job to unify the country? Isn’t there literally someone else whose entire job description is that?”

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes