Taylor Bumgardner

I long for a day when the United States has a president who, just for starters, not to even get into more serious matters, is not older than Methuselah and does not sound like a 13 year-old on TikTok talking about middle school classmates. I don’t think this is too much to ask. And do not say to me, I guess you wish we had so-and-so and think what they’d do. We don’t have so-and-so. We have this one. And I don’t think it makes me woke to wish he acted like a grown-up.

I need someone to invent a program to allow me to remotely take control of my grandparents’ TV when they can’t find the UK game. Please and thank you.

Absolutely unconscionable.

There’s still time for them to talk badminton.

@holly_harris Oh my gosh, you are your mama’s twin!

Today the parentals are married 55 years. 55 YEARS! They don’t make ‘em like this anymore. Happy anniversary Mike and Rose Harris!

“Some trust in chariots and some in horses,     but we trust in the name of the Lord our God.”

The question is what it has always been- fit or unfit. And the answer was obvious all along. Character matters, still.

Grocery shopping with my husband: “Do you think we need any unique potato chips?”

@KyWhitney I appreciate your service, Senator!

“I regret being a coward when I shouldn’t have been, and not giving people grace when I know I needed to.”

“So I said to them, ‘Let any who have gold take it off.’ So they gave it to me, and I threw it into the fire, and out came this calf- which can be yours for the low, low price of five easy installments of $19.99”

Get Low in the weather 🔥 @LilJon

Happy Halloween from Periodic Presidents!

They had to push this emergency alert out to every teenager in the country in the absolute middle of a school day?

@JRVanHoose Oh my goodness, these are fascinating! Thank you for sharing!!

Hey all, since a lot of people liked the maps I posted yesterday I thought I would work on KY Gubernatorial maps. Still a work in progress but as you can see, there are differences in the Presidential (first two pics) and Gubernatorial (last two pics). Quite the dichotomy.

If your WiFi or internet connection is slow over the next few weeks, just know it’s because every educator in America is taking a bloodborne pathogen test online, and we still don’t know why we have to take it EVERY YEAR, but we will get through it as quick as we can.

Death of Hitler, reported today 1945:

This Take Your Child To Work Day, I had the honor of being protected by some of the toughest agents in town.

Small town problems: Being greeted by a student and your magistrate (separately) while buying knock off Spanx at the Walmart.

The Andrew Dodson PC Youth Fund is available at highstreetsomerset.churchcenter.com/giving/to/andr… Donations can be made & mailed to HSBC; 102 Bourne Ave; Somerset, KY 42501—clearly marked for “Andrew Dodson Fund.”

Lights on at Cardinal Stadium in Clark County in loving memory of Andrew Dodson. #80