Chris Owen

@docib GP, I think ED are awesome

Do Emergency Physicians have an insecurity problem? If you are a GP or hospital consultant how do you view your A&E colleagues? Be as honest as you dare. To you we failed specialists who couldn’t cut it elsewhere? Or something else…

@mrdavidwhitley 20 minutes of instant joy?

@BlondiieMama And when you do a sick note make it for the expected recovery time, not a week

Surgeons, not a criticism and I know how busy you all are - but if you want your local GPs to love you forever and send you all the private work (*disclaimer: joke) then please ask your patient before discharge if they need a sick note. Thank you so much😊 #MedTwitter #TeamGP

@PandaShaun @chris_hawkins The correct answer

@chris_hawkins The King of Carrot Flowers Pt. One The King of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two and Three In The Aeroplane Over The Sea

A thing I’m doing for a thing. Best opening three tracks on an album? Go!

@peteturton85 @doyoulikefish2 @drphiliplee1 Patient only identified by bed number…

Specialist: Why haven't you seen this pt yet Me: Sorry, did you want me to see them? S: Yes. I wrote it in the notes. M: Oh. Did you bleep or ring anyone? Email? S: No. I wrote in the notes. M: Oh, I'm sorry my DIRECT MENTAL LINK TO THE MEDICAL NOTES FAILED IN THIS INSTANCE.

@mrdavidwhitley @NickDonovan7 Smoothing a similar number of cases over a longer period reduces the maximum number of hospitalisations

@zackferguson Champagne 🍾

When you finally get that LP on the seventh attempt

@imPatrickT 🙏

here’s some wallpapers I shot using the macro lens on the iPhone 13 Pro and a CRT monitor. load 4K for high res. rotate for desktop. tag me if you use one. 🖥 📱 📺

Gearing up for day 2 of #BAP2021. I'll have the joy of watching my pre-recorded talk later in the prize winners session 🙈.

Big majority of GP patients with possible covid symptoms I speak to are taking lateral flows not PCR tests. UK #COVID19 cases rising despite this cause of undercounting.

@DrSelvarajah I try and say pain relievers

@zackferguson Lots of people tell me it’s not possible to get through to a GP on the phone. As a GP, on the phone to them.

Angry man books F2F GP appointment to complain about GPs not providing F2F appointments:

@WelshGasDoc “Chesty”

@docib I’ve got those tubes and a white shirt so just need the coat to complete the look

“Ok Darling. I’ll be back soon. I’m just popping to Tesco”. #cracklesinaisle12

@ajarrodkimber 4s & 6s don’t get out

Probably should have blocked that, no?

Really silly of Pujara and Rahane not to switch hit every ball for six here to show more intent. Will probably cost India the game IMVHO

@NathanHuneke Nope

I must admit, I hated #clapforcarers the first time around, but I'm starting to think it's time to bring it back. We need the nation to understand why we are doing this #Lockdown3

Strong out-of-depth medical student in clinic vibe #Covid19UK #MedTwitter

Johnson stop doing your dumb elbow tap and stay away from people challenge #nationallockdown #Covid19UK

@zackferguson It’s when you see their camera roll and there are no photos of anything else

I’ve honestly got a real soft spot in my heart for people who rock up to ED with multiple photos of their troubling bowel movement saved on their phone. As the radiologists say, one view is no view. I need to see that thing from multiple different angles.

For those people commenting "but what about Ct counts?" I suggest you read this article virologydownunder.com/the-false-posi…