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i am 35 years old. i am divorced. and i live in a van down by the river. one time, i successfully mated a bulldog with a shih-tzu. i called it a bullshit.

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Jordan Schultz
Jordan Schultz@Schultz_Report·
Matthew Stafford lost the NFC Championship. At 2:30 a.m., his wife shared a video of him at home tucking his daughters into bed. ❤️
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chris@cu1otta·
@wiltfongjr You’re punting or going for it on 4th every single time the kicker is facing a 53+ yard kick. That’s operating at a disadvantage every week. Santos doesn’t have a strong enough leg that’s required for a modern NFL kicker to be worth keeping around.
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Lester A. Wiltfong Jr.
Lester A. Wiltfong Jr.@wiltfongjr·
Kudos to Jake Moody for having a couple decent games and a game winner, but he's 50% on 50+ field goals in his career, 76% on all FGs, and the imaginary kickoff narrative being pushed is bunk, too. Cairo Santos may not be the answer for the #Bears, but new isn't always better.
Quinten Krzysko@ButkusStats

According to PFF, Cairo Santos has 25 kickoffs this season (2 touchbacks), resulting in an average field position of the 30. With the Bears, Jake Moody has 13 kickoffs (4 touchbacks), resulting in an average field position of the 31. #Bears

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chris@cu1otta·
@SleeperHQ The way the sleeper app used to perform before sports betting took over.
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Sleeper@SleeperHQ·
What fantasy performance will you never forget?
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chris@cu1otta·
@SleeperHQ why is your app so bad this year?
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Sleeper@SleeperHQ·
An hour into the 1 o’clock slate and I got a 9% chance to win 😭
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Chicago Bears
Chicago Bears@ChicagoBears·
Strictly business 💼
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SleeperNFL@SleeperNFL·
What’s the move guys? Haskins or Vidal?
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chris@cu1otta·
@dtl5g @adamjahns Are you Cairo santos? I went through your feed and you’ve been relentlessly responding to every negative comment.
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David Lampton
David Lampton@dtl5g·
@cu1otta @adamjahns lol. Great long field goal stats and almost breaking the all time record for longest FG ever made does not equal “weak leg”. So many retards out there. The bears have a lot of players who suck but their kicker isn’t one of them.
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Adam Jahns
Adam Jahns@adamjahns·
Bears coach Ben Johnson taking accountability for his decisions on MNF. 1. His challenge: He admitted to be being influenced by those around him. Should have trusted the guys in the booth. 2. He also said that Cairo Santos should have kicked the ball out of bounds at the end.
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David Lampton
David Lampton@dtl5g·
@cu1otta @adamjahns Santos has made 21/28 (75%) from 50+ as a bear. That is really really good. One of the misses hit the crossbar from 66 and if it gone six inches further would’ve broken the nfl record for longest made field goal. Santos has been really good in Chicago.
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chris@cu1otta·
@SigmundBloom these are the same agents that continuously call Chris Ballard one of the best GMs and talent evaluators in the league in their annual survey.
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Sigmund Bloom
Sigmund Bloom@SigmundBloom·
This is always thought-provoking. A sample: “The Bears are a ticking time bomb. The coaching hire was a home run, but perhaps that masks flaws. But there is an ego trip in the building and not everyone in the front office is on the same page.”
Ben Standig@BenStandig

🚨 The 7th annual NFL Agent survey is live. Most 🔥 version yet: 🏈 Jerry v. Micah 🏈 Why Shedeur slid 🏈 Talent evaluators 🏈 Commanders 📈 🏈 Belichick. Brady. 🏈 Best/worst run franchises 🏈 Agents eating their own 🏈 Tons more 20% discount on subs. Join. Read. Share. Thank you! lastmanstandig.substack.com/p/the-2025-nfl…

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chris@cu1otta·
@SigmundBloom Coach praises veterans to light a fire under rookie pass catchers competing for spots and targets. Not shocking.
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Sigmund Bloom@SigmundBloom·
This will not be the answer you were expecting: "When asked which players he trusts most in the passing game, Johnson singled out tight end Cole Kmet and wideouts DJ Moore, Rome Odunze and Olamide Zaccheaus"
Courtney Cronin@CourtneyRCronin

Bears training camp takeaways: Day 10 -Offense execution 'sloppier' than expected -What's up with all the delay of game penalties? -Ozzy Trapilo gets majority of first-team left tackle work -The 4 pass catchers that have earned Ben Johnson's trust espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

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Sam Sherman
Sam Sherman@Sherman_FFB·
The 2025 Bears present you with the extremely challenging choice of drafting a unicorn TE with elite draft capital or the always injured WR drafted 30 picks later that the coach hates Really tough call
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