Cubby loves their wife 💜

Glitter and shine ✨#osutwt #gamingtwt

sex is a very intimate and sacred act your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with someone who hates paper rex

Thank you Francisco Alvarez

Paris never tells me if she eats so I had to text her mom and this is the response I get LMAO

they’re burning me at the stake for being a no sabo

The love of your life is currently obsessively tweeting about baseball

Bro if I don’t lock in I’m failing this math class omg

"Dodgers are ruining baseball" blablabla idgaf!! These lil guys are ruining baseball? Shut the hell up

who found this animal and thought "yeah im gonna teach it to play the saxophone"

If straight men were real their G spot wouldn’t be deep inside their ass

Me

Taking her to a baseball game is in fact, the perfect date.

when u just up like

i genuinely need her to get me pregnant

Tried to pull up an illegal MLB stream in class and a jerkmate ad popped up #fairs

I am at my clits end, cliterally....

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

Kiké better deliver this to me oiled up