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Qubicle | Based Dept. Treasury 🏦

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28👨‍💻principal cloud/software architect in cybersec industry🛡️🇺🇸 HOME OF THE BASED DEPARTMENT TREASURY 🏦 LONG $OPEN 🏡 https://t.co/1iZPiW1Xty

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100% and at the end of the day it’s not that hard to stay compliant and secure - get ready and prepped with something like Vanta, then use one of their actually US-based CPA/Audit partners for the final certification. Easy breezy! not an ad for Vanta I’ve just undergone a ton of audits at this point and work near the space. have been watching these GRC tools for years. It’s unfortunate so many of these new companies are popping up in the industry and are essentially either knowingly or unknowingly lying to their customers about the quality of their audit prep and what their customer’s compliance/security posture actually is. These GRC tools are just one (big) part in the process and they need to be just as good as the audit firm used at the end.
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Paul Klein IV
Paul Klein IV@pk_iv·
If this is legit - it means that every SOC-2 report from their customers will need to be redone (which will take months). Very thankful to be a Vanta customer right now.
Ryan@ohryansbelt

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

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Ryan@ohryansbelt·
Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor
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erin griffith@eringriffith

A detailed and brutal look at the tactics of buzzy AI compliance startup Delve "Delve built a machine designed to make clients complicit without their knowledge, to manufacture plausible deniability while producing exactly the opposite." substack.com/home/post/p-19…

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Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: New York City reportedly now spending more per homeless person than the median income of the city.
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DramaAlert@DramaAlert·
The FBI revealed it will be SHUTTING DOWN scam centers...
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Leading Report@LeadingReport·
BREAKING: Netanyahu: I’m alive.
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Kaz Nejatian@nejatian·
The quality of technical talent coming into Opendoor these days is just exceptional. Folks who are on my all time hit list are all saying yes.
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Disclose.tv@disclosetv·
NOW - Trump on Iran: "I'm not putting troops anywhere."
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Breaking911@Breaking911·
🚨 NOW: President Trump welcomes the Prime Minister of Japan to the White House.
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Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: UK demands 4chan pay fine for not complying with age verification laws, lawyer responds with revolutionary war rant & image of giant hamster dressed as Godzilla.
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Qubicle | Based Dept. Treasury 🏦
I think it's just a funny dev meme that's how I interpreted it. the concept of updating a library that ships with python by default causing a bunch of other things to break - it's happened before with other libraries high up in dependency chains I don't really see it as a statement on Israel I felt it was more tongue in cheek because everyone blames Israel for everything these days. Although that fella Amjad doesn't seem to be a fan lol so maybe he meant it that way. who cares though tbh, cancel culture sucks let's not revert back to that. free speech applies to speech you don't like too can't forget that. Although Fahd is in Canada I think so not sure if they even have the concept of free speech there still 😆
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Bearable
Bearable@runfrombear·
@rabois @nejatian not good. Leaders at $OPEN shouldn't publicly promote absolute sh*t
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El Ranchero Loco ®
El Ranchero Loco ®@EIRancheroLoco·
El cotorro bien dejado cortándose el pelo. 😂😂😂
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