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@johnnymaga hail Supreme Leader Trump

“You can’t imitate gold… this is not Home Depot stuff.” Trump shows Laura Ingraham the new and much-improved Oval Office. No taxpayer money was spent during this process.

@JessicaTarlov sad. Imagine having your whole hometown of Queens, NY vote against you.

Look who woke up sane.

being born in the nineteen-hundreds, & scrubbing my social media for decade past likes that haven't been #metoo, arrested, 86'd, blacklisted is daunting, like, is this the last generation that had a sense of humor.

69.420% of statistics are false

God bless Betty White. As my mom would say, “we were so lucky to have her.” youtu.be/ljz5uqYt2Xk

I love Halloween. I can be myself, a monster.

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

@WilliamShatner Yes, Standard Orbit, Captain. And we're detecting signs of life on the surface.

ad victorem spolias