gods favorite freak

call me richard nixon the way i be watering that gate till you get exposed… haha.. that’s how do you it right idk

@onelastunicorn googled mickey mouse club and was hit with his fucking baby face doing the most insane little white boy quirked eyebrow stare at the camera and oh my god the way my jaw dropped

the millennial generation witnessing ryan gosling's entire career from mickey mouse club to barbie lowkey taking this man for granted like a background character until the year of the lord 2026 when he puts on a pair of glasses in PHM and we're like "wait a second. holy fuck??"

brainrotted with rygos ortiz rpf so damn badly someone free me. they don’t do any interviews together what if ryan really misses james. and whenever he sees rocky in promotional material he gets slightly sad remembering the days on set that were so hard and james helped him thru

@LoveyBeeFreaky a really wrinkly donut/gen

How to draw buttholes is NOT going on my google search history NSFW artists gimme some help plz

dear ortiz!rocky artists: here is an important height difference reference. thank you for your time

Draw Eva Stratt with wrinkles NOW. DON'T YOU DARE TO ERASE HER BEAUTIFUL CROW FEET AND SMILE LINES. MAKE HER LOOK OLD. OLDER THAN HER LAB PET GRACE

@sovngarde rocking back and forth repeating “be the change you want to see in the world” to myself while i feverishly refresh the ryan/james rpf ao3 tag

@cupidsfavfag So real tbh everyone get on board this train rn

not to rpf this but imma rpf this because thank god James was the one on the floor while making the film cause if this man was constantly looking up at me like this I’d be asking him what are we

@sovngarde popcorn ain’t gonna be the only thing on the floor of the theater

sometimes I think about how eternally grateful I am we didn’t get a full shirtless scene because Ryland soft boi Grace with his fluffy hair and his glasses and his muscles on display all at once would have killed a third of the fandom

@rygosfanboy the crossover i never knew i needed hello??? youre so right??? the rightest thing to ever be said

mel king and ryland grace ,, i think they would be besties okay,?

@sovngarde 😭😭😭i’ll take your word for it

@cupidsfavfag please do not Google it

so I’ve gotten the vibes for how we feel on ovi prolapse but how do we feel about fisting and anal gaping…. (RIP to Graces hole—filled and never forgotten 😔🤧🙏🕊️)

@NugBrownies one hundred percent

So many things in my mind. Would you all fw it if I drew Rocky finding an oddly attractive but embarrassing picture of college years Grace.

saw someone say we’re making rocky humanoid to “avoid making grace fuck that rock”, so let me be very clear: i still think grace should fuck that rock. making that rock look like james sometimes is just also fun, bc i have joy and whimsy in my heart. ok?

// Okay, I've seen so many Eridian sonas forgetting this. This is their 'tail' kinda, in the movie, Rocky raises this in fear at Grace! It's a pincer to fight back in their dark planet! This appendage is used to stay safe! Don't forget it on your Eridian friend! :-D

@concorbz IM IN IM IN IM IN!!!!!!!

guys i’m so odd brained i need to be told directly if you want in so reply and ill make the gc 🕺💃

@sovngarde /lh <3

someone tell me to stop waxing horny poetic on here and quit waffling over my fic and go back to writing that instead I am having a HARD TIME

I think men like going down on you because they do it in sniper position and probably pretend they are in war or something

@notholaenas @atr0c1us holy mother mary this is the best thing i’ve seen ever omfg

i’m also not immune to ortiz!rocky propaganda #gracerocky wip