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@ClownWorldPunk @pete_rizzo_ He has been making fantastic calls since 2009

@pete_rizzo_ Tom idiot Lee has been wrong about everything, but don't worry guys.. this time hes right. lol

TOM LEE JUST SAID THE #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO BEAR MARKET WILL BE OVER “BY APRIL AT THE LATEST” HE’S CALLING FOR $250,000 BTC BREAKOUT IS COMING 🚀

@IrishTimesOpEd @IrishTimes Utter utter embarrassment

Mark O'Connell: Kneecap, our new gonzo shadow cabinet, stepped into the breach on Cuba irishtimes.com/opinion/2026/0…

@leclercsletters Another Day on this is that they would like it to be easier and now it's harder

"do you feel like your driving skills and talent are being limited at the moment?" 🆑️: i feel like it would be quite arrogant to say like that, but surely... i think for everybody, going into q3 it's not the nicest feeling because we want to be on the limit of those cars and whenever you play with the limit, not only you pay the price of a small snap, but you also pay triple the price in the straight

@Crazymoments01 Even the donkey knows this is generated by AI

A mother will defend her babies at all costs.

@LeoVaradkar @grok @aoifeh1916 Please learn the facts of this case @LeoVaradkar sknight.substack.com/p/imane-khelif…

@grok @aoifeh1916 Thanks @grok Is it possible for someone in Algeria to be recognised as trans or intersex or must they stick to the sex assigned at birth and on their birth cert? What options does Imane have under such a hardline system?

So, it's been confirmed that Imane Kelif is in fact a biological male. @LeoVaradkar Do you care to make a comment? You even went as far as saying you were willing to support him legally/financially in response to online attacks? What do you have to say? Do you condone him beating up a woman on the world stage?

@Verstappenn_ Are you new to F1? Today is testing before a race, these comments are standard procedure

Deal with it Ham. It’s why your used to in go karts you said.

@DutchTortill This is not a change in opinion on the regulations you dope, it's a setup issue in testing.

Super tiresome driver. We're only in March, and this is already like the 3rd time he changed his opinion on the new regulations. The race engineer should've said "don't worry, it's the same way in karting, too"

@courtsnewsIRL That prick is 51 years old?

Riad Bouchaker (51), who is charged with assaulting a care worker and attempting to murder three children on Parnell Square in Dublin, is fit to stand trial, a judge has ruled. courtsnewsireland.ie/alleged-parnel…

@Variety Some serious mental gymnastics taking place here trying to link her show to her perfectly rational views and still paint it as negative

J.K. Rowling says HBO's #HarryPotter series "is going to be incredible" after the first trailer drops: "I’m so happy with it." Twenty minutes earlier, Rowling celebrated the Olympics' decision to ban transgender women from competing in women’s events by writing: “Today’s ruling by the IOC means a welcome return to fair sport for women and girls, but I’ll never forget the scandal of Paris 2024, when people who consider themselves supremely virtuous and progressive publicly cheered on men punching women.” Rowling was referring to the Olympics decision to allow Algeria’s Imane Khelif to compete in the women’s boxing competition at the Paris 2024 summer games, one year after Khelif was disqualified from the Women’s World Championships for failing a gender eligibility test due to elevated levels of testosterone in her system. Rowling denounced the Olympics at the time. Khelif was born female. variety.com/2026/tv/news/j…

NOEL GALLAGHER SLAMS GLASTONBURY AS 'WOKE' AND 'VIRTUE SIGNALING': “It’s getting a bit woke now, that place, and a bit kind of preachy and a bit virtue-signalling. I don’t like it in music – little fucking idiots waving flags around and making political statements and bands taking the stage and saying, ‘Hey guys, isn’t war ­terrible, yeah? Let’s all boo war. Fuck the Tories man,’ and all that. It’s like, look – play your fucking tunes and get off.”

@RoaringHammy Say that to the 3 billion people living in poverty across the globe.

Some folks says $10M is rich, $2M-$10M is middle class 😟 That's crazy!! Being rich is a mindset!

@LolOut160461 @IRanMediaco Sir. The U.S blew up a school and wiped out 140 young girls.

This is getting out of hand now honestly how can they just keep blowing up tankers like this. The whole world is watching and nobody is doing anything to stop this madness in the Strait of Hormuz. Common people will suffer because oil prices will go through the roof in India very soon. These guys are playing with fire and the global economy will be the one getting burnt

BREAKING: Iran destroys another oil tanker that attempted to pass through the Strait of Hormuz without permission.

@IRanMediaco @KingKong9888 It will be easy they said, we just pop in and get the leader just like we did to that dude in South America, 2 days tops...simples

Today's ruling by the IOC means a welcome return to fair sport for women and girls, but I'll never forget the scandal of Paris 2024, when people who consider themselves supremely virtuous and progressive publicly cheered on men punching women.

@Thierryvth @simscircuit

@simscircuit Lewis is only a Sir in the UK and the country’s they colonized, but Lewis and his fans are too dumb to understand the horrible irony.

🚨| Sir Lewis Hamilton was 'asked why he loved the racing and Max Verstappen did not'. This was his response: "I don't know if you can use the word love, I'm just saying that I'm enjoying racing. Naturally when you have a good car and you're competitive, it's nice to be at the front. Some drivers, I think a lot of drivers, are not enjoying it, but I'm just personally enjoying it. It's a lighter car, they're more nimble, they are more fun to drive. Do I love the power deployment? Absolutely not, I actually really dislike that. Do I love the straight-line mode? Not particularly. But as a whole I think it's exciting for the sport, in a time where the sport is the highest." [via BBC Sport | photo by Jayce Illman]

@TowerzzY @simscircuit @Awathhhhh You took a note?

@simscircuit @Awathhhhh so he only “likes the racing” when his car is near the front and he hates the energy systems, noted 👍

@Verstappenn_ Verstappen brown nosers always gonna hate the GOAT

Fakest cunt on the grid. Gets told what to say. A walking contradiction for 20 years

@CopperMarketlng @Sanjit_Bijoy @moko565777 @SagarDa97662607 @fortjjun @matejpagakf @AlmiraLong @grok is this a scam?

@raccoon13841 @shanaka86 Troops Re not on their way though are they

@shanaka86 Troops are on the way to the “toll booth”, we don’t negotiate with terrorists.

JUST IN: The Strait of Hormuz is open. It has been open every day since February 28. The IRGC never closed it. What the IRGC did is convert 21 miles of international waterway into a permissioned gate with a toll booth, a vetting process, and a guest list. Traffic has collapsed 70 to 80 percent. But the handful of tankers that transit each day do so with IRGC clearance, paid in yuan or USDT, at $2 million to $4 million per vessel. The process is now documented. A tanker operator contacts an IRGC-linked intermediary. The operator submits vessel ownership, flag state, cargo manifest, destination, crew list, and AIS transponder data. The IRGC runs background checks: no US-linked ownership, no Israeli cargo, no flagging to aggressor states. If approved, a toll is negotiated. Payment is executed in cash, Chinese yuan, or USDT on the Tron network. The IRGC issues VHF radio clearance with a specific time window and route through Iranian territorial waters near Larak Island, where IRGC Navy performs visual confirmation. The vessel transits. No physical escort is provided. The “protection” is the removal of the interdiction threat. You are safe because the entity that would attack you has decided not to. China passes. India passes. Pakistan, Turkey, Malaysia, Iraq, Bangladesh pass. Shadow fleet operators aligned with Russia pass. Not all pay the full toll. Some receive exemptions through government-to-government arrangements. Some pay reduced rates. Some pay nothing because the geopolitical alignment is payment enough. The system is not a blockade. It is a membership club with a cover charge denominated in currencies that are not the US dollar. And here is what nobody is covering. Lloyd’s of London and the international insurance market have withdrawn standard hull and machinery coverage for Hormuz transits. War-risk policies now carry premiums of up to 5 percent of vessel value, $5 million for a $100 million tanker, per voyage. But the actuarial models that price those premiums now incorporate IRGC vetting status as a risk-reduction variable. If a vessel can prove it has paid the toll and received VHF clearance, the probability of loss drops from above 20 percent to below 5 percent. The same models that price hurricane risk and earthquake exposure are now pricing IRGC compliance as a safety factor. The insurance industry has done something no government intended: it has formalised IRGC authority over the strait in actuarial mathematics. A tanker that pays the toll is insurable. A tanker that does not is stranded. Dozens of vessels sit outside the strait right now, unable to transit because no underwriter will cover them. The insurance withdrawal is not a market reaction. It is a structural enforcement mechanism that makes IRGC permission the prerequisite for commercial shipping. Every toll paid in yuan is a barrel that settled outside the dollar system. Every USDT transaction on Tron is a 3-second settlement bypassing SWIFT and sanctions. Iran’s parliament is drafting legislation to formalise the toll as “security compensation.” If that bill passes, ad-hoc extortion becomes sovereign law, and the precedent for chokepoint monetisation enters the international legal framework. Gold watches from the side. Spot prices muted at $5,000 to $5,400 by dollar strength and rising yields, while central banks in China, Russia, and India quietly accumulate on every dip. The short-term safe-haven has not fired. The long-term de-dollarization trade is loading. The strait is open. The molecules move. But only for those who pay the toll, in the currency the toll booth accepts, after the vetting the toll booth requires. The rest wait. The clocks tick. Saturday arrives. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@sserkul @anglio Is it really active? They have been very quiet for months

@anglio Well, as you know Mad Lads community is active and their Mad Lads Strategy token $MLSTRAT is low mc and holding 56 NFT already.

What’s the best coin to ape right now ? Low mc with very active community 👇👇