Curb Your Enthusiasm

@curbquotes was hacked! How do you think LD would react? Stare down with the suspected hackers? #Curb

Be sure to follow @ohsnapjbsmoove @jeffgarlin and of course @LarryDavid4 even tho he doesn't tweet

Everyone follow the read LD: @LarryDavid4

These big vaginas are getting away with murder! #Curb

Larry: "At least lie to us. Don't let us sit here like shmucks. A lie is a gesture. It's a courtesy. It's a little respect." #Curb

Salesman: "People like you are the problem." Larry: "I'm the solution. I'm the solution to the problem." #Curb

Larry: "What's weird is that you would put them on. That's weird. What's weird is that you would take shoes that don't belong to you." #Curb

Larry: "Nothing gives me greater pleasure than cracking an egg. Nothing. I'll flip you out." #Curb

Larry: "Everything's heaven with him. The gum--oh this is heaven. Taste this heaven. Oh, I'm in heaven. It's all heaven." #Curb

@curbquotes FYI #Curb is on More 4 at 11.10pm in UK.

Watching Season 1 Episode 2 tonight at 10 ET. Anyone joining me? #Curb

These big vaginas are getting away with murder! @curbquotes

"He thought Jews were a bit much" -@curbquotes

@mattytee_ss Because I just posted those exact same quotes on Sunday ;)

If you missed watching S1E1 Sunday night, I'm watching S1E2 next Sunday at 10 ET: "Ted and Mary." Will post quotes and RT any you have!

Nancy: "There was something hard in there, and it was your f*cking dick!" #Curb

Richard: "You better call me later on. By sundown." Larry: "By sundown? What are you, Gary Cooper?"

Larry: "Congratulations on the intercourse." #Curb

Larry: "First of all, they're not breasts. They're big chemical balls. Don't call them breasts. They're not breasts." #Curb

Larry: "Talking about being ostracized. A gay jew in Nazi Germany. What a combo." #Curb