Teej

Roommate and I got our first electric bill and long story short we're now Amish

I'm not saying I beat depression but I've figured out how to keep it from beating me

Sometimes I miss Twitter but in the last year: - I'm now engaged to my girlfriend of 7 years - Lost 20lbs since August - More sure of who I am and what I believe in - Getting better at cutting my own hair - Have a favorite type of light bulb - Opinionated about landscaping

after having 2.9 beers: I am perfect, I exist in a state of immaculate grace, I am a wave passing gently on the oceans surface after having 3 beers: I am an accumulation of regrets shambling towards the grave, I am an aggregation of generational curses, I am a golem of sadness

My wife won a silly argument this morning so I went into the pantry and tightened the lids on all the jars.

@hermanntrude Happy Birthday!

“On a scale of 1-10 on how dry your nose is, how tired are you?” -Dogs

@aditinfinite @KarenDrives @earmuffs_ Promote your own skills instead of tearing others down, how would you like to be treated?

“once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “once this game of monopoly ends”

My check liver light came on this morning.

If your pinned tweet is over 3 months old because your tweets aren’t that great except that one time that you had one that was sort of banger-adjacent, same.

As a British person, I can survive for up to 48 hours on complaining alone

Sandi told me to put ketchup on on the grocery list, but now I can't read it.

normalize being naked at the laundromat so u can wash ALL ur clothes

@lilroxie91 Damn that sucks. Glad you are back and still around!

@curiousteej Couple days ago after deactivating for almost a month Got screenshoted n doxxed so I had to leave

Perpetual dumbass pickle logging on