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@curiousteej

politely smiling at your tweets | AVI by @aleph_holl | Header by @coolauntv

United States Katılım Eylül 2009
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Teej@curiousteej·
Roommate and I got our first electric bill and long story short we're now Amish
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Teej@curiousteej·
I'm not saying I beat depression but I've figured out how to keep it from beating me
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Teej@curiousteej·
Sometimes I miss Twitter but in the last year: - I'm now engaged to my girlfriend of 7 years - Lost 20lbs since August - More sure of who I am and what I believe in - Getting better at cutting my own hair - Have a favorite type of light bulb - Opinionated about landscaping
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thomas violence@thomas_violence·
after having 2.9 beers: I am perfect, I exist in a state of immaculate grace, I am a wave passing gently on the oceans surface after having 3 beers: I am an accumulation of regrets shambling towards the grave, I am an aggregation of generational curses, I am a golem of sadness
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Forward March
Forward March@RunOldMan·
My wife won a silly argument this morning so I went into the pantry and tightened the lids on all the jars.
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Queen B 👑@Briidashian·
“On a scale of 1-10 on how dry your nose is, how tired are you?” -Dogs
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Adam
Adam@adamgreattweet·
“once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “once this game of monopoly ends”
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KStash@KStash3·
My check liver light came on this morning.
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Renée Meredith
Renée Meredith@wumother·
If your pinned tweet is over 3 months old because your tweets aren’t that great except that one time that you had one that was sort of banger-adjacent, same.
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Casbien Barr@CasbienBarr·
As a British person, I can survive for up to 48 hours on complaining alone
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
Sandi told me to put ketchup on on the grocery list, but now I can't read it.
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thomas 🍌
thomas 🍌@perfectsweeties·
normalize being naked at the laundromat so u can wash ALL ur clothes
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Teej@curiousteej·
@lilroxie91 Damn that sucks. Glad you are back and still around!
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