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Just lettin' y'all know I voted for sanity today so if this shit burns down...
IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!
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Ol' Grumpy Ape
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Ol' Grumpy Ape
@curmudgeon_red
Surly to bed and surly to rise, Makes an Ape grumpy, frumpy and sigh.
Katılım Temmuz 2021
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@Eeyore__Schlong @RehydratedTater @Monkie042 @DuckieNinja @PenOfAPisces @DickCraven81025 @charmsblowpop @JolokiaTheSpicy @BradWaldera @NotBadgers @Mr_Fluffynutz @SidesLeft @midnightman352 @MrsFRChicken @Itsjojogotmojo We have very different ideas on cooking utensil storage.
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Y'all will hate me for this later. Or now.
@Monkie042 @DuckieNinja @PenOfAPisces @DickCraven81025 @charmsblowpop @Eeyore__Schlong @JolokiaTheSpicy @BradWaldera @NotBadgers @JasonStrummer @Mr_Fluffynutz @SidesLeft @midnightman352 @curmudgeon_red @MrsFRChicken @Itsjojogotmojo
FRC Toons@FRC_Toons
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Ape: Well Doc, is it shingles?
Doc: No because it's now crossed the median of your body.
Ape: Is it Eczema? Psoriasis? Allergies?
Doc: Nope.
Ape: WHAT IS IT?
Doc: I don't know. You're a weird fricken ape?
Ape: Makes sense...
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What do you with a box of stale croissants? Make baked croissant French toast casserole, of course!
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@FRC_Toons You can do both if you put your mind to it.
Hope all comes out well for her.
All will not come out well for you tomorrow.
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My wife came back high from the procedure. And now she has figured out what we will have for dinner.
Shrimp linguine with a butter sauce on a bourbon hamburger with horseradish coleslaw and pan friend habanero string beans
I’m either going to ☠️tonight or have an epic dinner!
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So Brynlee decided she “NEEDED” to see the new Jurassic World movie while her older brother and sister are camping with Grandma and Grandpa. #BrynleeTime #3DaysNoSiblings #DolbyCinema
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There are days I wish I was his neighbor and days I'm grateful I'm not. On this day, I'm extremely undecided.🤣
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I had to move and drop 6 rolls of grass weighing 1000lbs each this morning. Just me, no one else. I figured when I got back I would jump into the spa with my wife. 5 min ago a neighbor got a ladder and was peeking at me and my wife naked in the spa… so this is my new play list
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@UpBeatSkeletor Happy belated birthday.
Gotta love a good sense of humor from your docs.
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Most people get birthday cards on their birthday. I got an early morning email telling me that I need to have a camera put up my ass 😅😅
They’re also wrong, I had my first last November thank you very much 😏
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@JasonStrummer Had to go look at your timeline to know what was going one. Sorry for your loss. I grew up surrounded by Shriners and they were some of the best people I've ever met.
Bro hugs
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This is the world the Pickle people want.
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@Monkie042 At least you're not just taking pulls from the neck of the vodka bottle🤷♂️
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My wife's cat is named after a grumpy, French philosopher, so thbbbbbbbbt...
cats with powerful impression 🐾@catshealdeprsn
girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after taco bell menu items
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Who has shingles 5 days before their second vaccine dose?
Dis Ape, dat's who.🤦♂️
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@AKBrews @AlTheBoss03 0/10
*failure to follow instructions
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