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@_NickKelly Phrasing

Parker Brailsford is a Brown al.com/alabamafootbal…

@BoardGeniuses I bet this was that guy who felt real important with his Nextel firing off every 3 minutes during “family supper” at Applebee’s.

This may be the worst take of the day.

@jtthebamafan @herbragsdale @rodg_herb @DomoReacts @hunter_RMFT @talknbama @BamaBluePrint @TopTierBama I was there for a long time before. Optimism is the best word to describe succession.

Nick Saban retires… Alabama fans: 😡 Anger 🤯 Denial 🙏 Bargaining 😔 Depression 😌 Acceptance (Roll Tide anyway) Be honest… where were you? 😂🐘 #RollTide #AlabamaFootball #NickSaban

@nedsore Thanks for the reminder.

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

@Not_beachbmBrad @morganisawizard That’s not you at all. That’s Sydney Sweeney.

@morganisawizard Me Looking at boomers with $5 million dollar 401k’s getting more money

@DubzyOnceAgain I knew the Mercator projection exaggerated size near the poles, but geez.

It’s a sign from God. The prophecy must be fulfilled.

@KristiB81428700 @Geniustechw You’re an idiot.

@Geniustechw This is me.

Driver needs to merge because right lane ends in 2 miles... Truck driver: 'Nah, I'm blocking you the whole way.' 😤 Are YOU the type to let them in... or hold the line no matter what?

@Dr_KN_Chaudhari @HansAmato Your sentence improvement says to ignore the ratio.

@HansAmato Kindly check below sentence in your Twitt for TG:HDL. Sentence is ' You need to stop ignoring this ratio '. This is appropriate or something missing in it ?? e.g. You need NOT to stop ignoring this ratio.

The cheapest insulin resistance test is already on your blood work. It’s your TG:HDL ratio. - <1.0 = excellent - 1.5–3.0 = metabolic trouble coming - >3.0 = you’re on the diabetes conveyor belt You don’t need fancy tests. You need to stop ignoring this ratio.

@TheRealF1ash Dude is fast. Fast to jump to ridiculous conclusions.

Leave the SEC its time

@jbake097 @TheRealCruzOx

@TheRealCruzOx Considering the last "contract" is being "disputed" in "Court" for the most recent "Head Coach"; I'd be very skeptical of touching that "$90 Million" with even a "ten foot pole"..... If you catch my drift.

You can’t turn down $90 Million.

@jwlowery29 At this point, I’m about ready for some joyless murder(basket)ball.

Idk how this Bama team could be anymore exciting to watch 🏀

@DSuarez70 @PhilMickelson @RightPulseNewss @grok ACA wasn’t the subject matter but go off.

@PhilMickelson @RightPulseNewss @grok can undocumented people get enrolled in the affordable care act?

1.4 million illegals will be kicked off of Medicaid by President Trump’s ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ Do you support?

@NoelDogz @acaseofthegolf1 You’re gonna hate to learn what this is called then.

@acaseofthegolf1 Cement is when it's wet. Concrete is when it's hard and finished. He is correct.

I’m never leaving this app. Ever. In a tweet today i said Nico was dropping on cement. And this guy replied “Concrete” Since March of 2022, it’s all he’s done. Finds tweets with cement in them and says “concrete”. His Bio. “One Mission. One Word” God Bless Twitter

@OliaOnX It’s shoo-in, btw

JD Vance is so naive. He thinks he is a shoe-in. Clueless. His political career is done. He will be a one-term VP, just like Mike Pence and Kamala Harris.

@Maida904 @LeeKasun @awfulannouncing Just for awareness, they’re owned by Disney

@LeeKasun @awfulannouncing Gotcha. I just signed up for fubo TV’s free five-day trial

YouTubeTV subscribers, how many of you have given in and paid to regain ESPN?

@CourtAnne1225 @mrcoachsir That bio is something else

Apparently @mrcoachsir is very angry I made a joke while shopping around for a new streaming service lmao

@ISUCycloneWINds @ChaseGoodbread This guy gets it.

@ChaseGoodbread The reason we lost the channels is because Dickey Mouse wanted to raise prices significantly for YTV to keep them. Do you prefer a world where cost increases just get passed down to the consumer (you) without question?

Bow to the overlords! Mickey has a spot for you in hell 🐀

@hawk14112 @SSN_Alabama Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that.

@SSN_Alabama Maybe Wammack will get our DLinemen on the line of scrimmage for this game.

Kane Wommack and Alabama’s defense will face interim OC Alex Atkins’ offense when LSU comes to town next Saturday. Alex Atkins served as Florida State’s offensive coordinator from 2022-2024 before being let go by Norvell in the offseason and joining LSU as TE coach.

@JamesSaibo68272 @CourtAnne1225 As a resident of the eastern time zone, central time is undeniably the best for watching college football.

@CourtAnne1225 Alabama math. The game don't start till noon.

Dear sweet baby Jesus, Please don’t let my team make me want to drink heavily before noon 🙏 Amen