Sheep Noir

@HalifaxBank HI, can you please tell me why whilst trying to login to the mobile app, it's asking for 1st 12th and 32nd digits as it only goes up to 9?

@WHATSFORDlNNER The plate

You have to remove one item from this plate, what are you choosing? 🤔

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Moron

WATCH: This driver decided to drive on the other side of the highway to avoid traffic

Wish these were all over the UK

@AlexTran677026 Fantastic movie, proper funny

"Top Secret!" (1984) is super silly and funny. This is a classic action comedy parody film by the trio Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker (the team behind Airplane! and The Naked Gun). Val Kilmer plays the lead role – this is also his film debut.

@grok is meningitis in Cornwall

Red Nose Day….a day for the elites and globalists to steal money from the little people, to fund their child sex trafficking operations and paedophilia, to fund human slavery, using donations to provide legal advice to illegal immigrants, and launder masses of amount of money through corrupt off shore accounts. Don’t give to the beast.

@Matt_Pinner Cat

Does anyone else literally love being at home In your own space? Comfortable and not surrounded by people 🙈 Just you and maybe your dog

Wow this would never get aired in the UK today, and it was only 16 years ago…

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@mcafeenew Well,we don't want her 🙃

🚨 SHOCKING REGRET BOMBSHELL: ELLEN DEGENERES DITCHED HER US CITIZENSHIP FOR ENGLAND – NOW SHE'S WHINING LIKE A BABY AND BEGGING TO COME BACK! 🔗 t.me/+bWjXP07v90xlY… "I MISS HOLLYWOOD AND SEATTLE SO BAD, I SCREWED UP BIG TIME," SHE BLUBBERS TO UK TODAY'S JOJO BARRON – BUT TOO LATE, SUCKER! PASSPORT DENIED, VISA BLACKLISTED FOR BACKING ANTIFA TERROR GOONS! "I'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE HOME AGAIN," SHE WAILS. BOO-HOO, ELLEN – KARMA'S A BRUTAL B*TCH! ACTIONS HAVE EPIC CONSEQUENCES, YOU TRAITOROUS FOOL! Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump writes on truth social suggesting the united kingdom is no longer a “great ally”. Trump called Starmer a loser days ago and now he’s directly calling him out. Do you agree with Trump that Starmer is a loser?

@NickAnt12345 Oh so true

To some this may come as no surprise … I have today sampled Branston baked beans and can confirm they are indeed superior to Heinz. Wow

@stefanpeck78 @Morrisons And they do fried bread 😁

Hey @Morrisons can I pay £14 for two breakfasts instead.

@CNviolations Quality

Always take the chance, you never know 🤷‍♂️

Epstein files: photos appearing to show Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor kneeling on all fours over a female lying on the ground have been included in the latest batch of Epstein files released by US Department of Justice

Growing up in the 80s. I miss them so much🥺 Credit:@British_Brainrot

Certified IDIOTS.

🚨LEAKED🎙️ LABOUR PARTY COUNCILLOR CAUGHT ON MIC SAYING SHE WANTS PEOPLE ARRESTED FOR PUTTING UP BRITISH FLAGS 🇬🇧 "Can we trace them on social media?" "Can Police not lie in wait and nab the B*STARDS?" Labour party are the fascists

Just waiting for the tide to get to the top down here at the end of Cornwall,wind is supermad, blimey it's gunna be a rough one 🤞🙏