August.sh 🤖💾

Just finished up my second clown shoot 🤡🤡🤡

@MelxRedgrave Solid morning combo

Good morning, y'all. (6 hours of sleep + 200mg caffeine)

If Whistler Luna had color schemes... (also including Royale themes and its derivatives from the late XP era, reimagined in Luna beta style)

Meanwhile people in 3000 BC were out here carving porn into their bowls and silverware like it was casual home decor.

shy pup

@whozgrimez You're very pretty tho

even 99% of the “omg im such a hon i will never pass!” types who post like this, still mog me to smithereens and look 1000x more fem than i do. smh

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Buy her nintendo 64 games immediately

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SWEs fighting their dependence on AI

“Put him on the Jedi Council. But do not grant him the rank of Jedi Master.”

White dialog writers when you tell them Hispanics don't say random words in Spanish when speaking in English to others

@Jimbotine2464 Jesus 😵‍💫😵‍💫

My wages when working in non big tech, but important SWE job

@Jimbotine2464 😵‍💫😵‍💫

I kinda miss being a complete loser lol.

@Femgirl_Fishing Woaw

Girlfriend told me to put on a cammy cosplay lol

Happy Saturday y'all

@ChShersh If any engineer is saying that to you, they're rage baiting you and talking out of their ass.

My most humbling experience was when I described the most complex project I ever worked at to another person, and he said, “Oh, so basically it’s not that complex.”

Microsoft: PowerShell is simple and easy to use. Actual PowerShell command: Remove-MgIdentityAuthenticationEventFlowAsOnGraphAPretributeCollectionExternalUserSelfServiceSignUpAttributeIdentityUserFlowAttributeByRef No, this isn't a joke. This was noted by @NathanMcNulty