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ROW ROW ROW WHAT A SCREAMER FROM NORWAY!

@espn @SportsCenter Narrator: “They did in fact not make their countries proud”

The USMNT's World Cup journey ends at the Round of 16, alongside co-hosts Canada and Mexico. Did their countries proud 👏

DEPORT!

WE ARE SO BACK.

LOOK AT THESE FIREWORKS! Happy Birthday, America 🇺🇸

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Happy 250th birthday to the greatest country that’s ever existed 🇺🇸

Remember who you are, American. 🇺🇸

I love this country

John Adams, writing to Abigail, about the Continental Congress' vote in favor of independence on July 2, 1776: "The Second Day of July 1776, will be the most memorable Epocha, in the History of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated, by succeeding Generations, as the great anniversary Festival. It ought to be commemorated, as the Day of Deliverance by solemn Acts of Devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shews, Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of this Continent to the other from this Time forward forever more. You will think me transported with Enthusiasm but I am not. -- I am well aware of the Toil and Blood and Treasure, that it will cost Us to maintain this Declaration, and support and defend these States. -- Yet through all the Gloom I can see the Rays of ravishing Light and Glory. I can see that the End is more than worth all the Means. And that Posterity will tryumph in that Days Transaction, even altho We should rue it, which I trust in God We shall not."

The entire USMNT is Choosin Texas 🇺🇸

Caleb Hammer schooled a guest on how taxes work in America, explaining that the U.S. has one of the most progressive tax systems. Caleb: Question, what percent does the top 1% pay in federal income taxes? Guest: None. (Brief silence) Caleb: Think it's about 40 to 50 percent? No, I think it's about... I believe it's about 35%. Then the top 10% pays 50 to 60%. Top 50% pays 99%. The bottom 50% of earners only pay 1%. Did you know we actually have the most progressive income tax system in the entire Western world? Did you know that? Guest: I did not. Caleb: Oh, we do. Of course you didn't know that. Why know anything before having an opinion? What the fuck is wrong with you?

The idea that a pregnant woman from Guatemala can sprint across the US border, have the baby 30 minutes after arriving here, and the baby is magically a citizen of the US, is one of the most retarded and indefensible notions ever conceived

When “pride” is actually just an excuse to be hyper sexual and grotesque in public

You haven’t assimilated.

Give Mandami credit. He is doing exactly what he said he would do when elected. He is turning New York into a socialist/communist anti American city by getting “politicians” like Darializa Avila Chevalier elected. Here is just a sampling of things Chevalier has said, tweeted or done. (This is not an onion article. These are all facts) Founded a group at Columbia with the express goal of overthrowing western society Called all white women ugly colonizers while criticizing interracial relationships Wishes she could wipe her ass with a the American flag Waved a Hamas flag the day after October 7th attacks Wants no borders Wants to abolish the police Wants to abolish prisons Against all deportations. Clarified that even if a non citizen murders or rapes somebody deportation is immoral Said all of the United States is on stolen Native American land Things she has not done in her career. Had a job. On the brightside though at least she never said America deserved 9/11. (At least that we are aware of yet) Unfortunately the other candidate Mamdani endorsed Aber Kawas did say that. And got elected. In NYC. What a world

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