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“The road to easy street, goes through the sewer.” ~John Madden

🎶On May 26, 1984, ‘Let’s Hear It For The Boy’ by Deniece Williams reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100

I told my retainer clients about this situation 4 years ago. They acted and are in safe positions. Now it is early enough to stop this for the rest if they listen. But who am I, just some guy. Welp: “US Law Enforcement Warns of 'Anti-Tech Extremism' as Al Hatred GROWS”

Let’s be clear, once and for all: A true no-hitter is a feat of grit and determination; it’s just one man out there on the mound for nine innings, battling fatigue as he navigates the opposing lineup not once, not twice, but at least THRICE, refusing to yield. It takes STUFF. It takes MOXIE. A combined no-no, meanwhile, usually involves a parade of hard-throwing relievers that are permitted to let every pitch rip at max velo while also receiving the benefit of hitters only getting to see them once that day, confidently draining the tank because they know full well that their chunk of the game is just an inning or so. Praising six guys for throwing a “combined no-hitter” is no different than praising six guys for running a “combined marathon” in an hour and a half. In both cases, you take a definitively individual feat and stick the word “combined” in front of it after dividing up the workload to a point where the participants don’t need to pace themselves, keep anything in reserve, or reinvent themselves the third time through the order. Combined no-hitters are not a feat of performance, but rather one of mathematical rarity; each of these relievers throws a ton of hitless single innings every year, one at a time, and getting them all to happen on the same day is just a numbers game. Happy Tuesday, chief ✌️

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⚾️On May 26, 1993, Cleveland’s Carlos Martínez hit a fly ball, which bounced off the head of Rangers outfielder Jose Canseco and over the wall, for a home run

Sister ship Voyager 1 is currently ~23h 32m 43s of light travel time from Earth (2026:146:120000:1L)

BOOM! I have been gifted VHS of every CBS Evening News TV broadcast from 1978-1999! I got the first installment today! I will be curating and training AI on realtime contemporaneous insights from this era. Someone here on X did this! Thank you! Deep Gratitude.

🎶The Beatles released their eighth studio album ‘Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band’ 59 years ago, May 26, 1967

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I am currently ~19h 44m 32s of light travel time from Earth (2026:146:000000:2L)

📺The last original episode of 'I Dream of Jeannie' aired 56 years ago, May 26, 1970, on NBC

Two thoughts from David Mamet “Worry is interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due.” “Train yourself for a profession that does not [yet] exist.”

@CodifyBaseball Over/under on how long till Tommy John surgery?

Jacob Misiorowski just became the first player in recorded history to throw 50 pitches at 100+ MPH in one MLB game. 🔥

🎬Disney’s ‘Three Little Pigs’ was released 93 years ago, May 25, 1933

the truth about sunlight: burning in the sun can age your skin marginally faster. but the overall benefits from the sun make you age MUCH slower: infrared light, vitamin D production, UV improving your microbiome, boost in T, making you way more attractive

Before you take anything on Twitter seriously, you have to understand that most people are either drunk or on drugs.

“Scar Tissue” by Red Hot Chili Peppers was released 27 years ago today.

In May 1981, Chipwich ice cream sandwiches were introduced