Kermit Andrews

If you hate money and free time, sign up your daughter for cheerleading and/or dance.

@cvrdnoil They have it in the Circle K here, probably same brand and everything, I am simply not brave enough

It’s crazy how much I want to try Flying J sushi.

In Midland today to celebrate oil being up $125 per barrel over what it was 6 years ago.

@PermianPost West Texas bars will never cut me off.

@cvrdnoil Amen

Never. Stop. Drinking.

At an elementary school Breakfast at Tiffany’s themed daddy / daughter dance. DJ is 🔥. Not sure his setlist is age appropriate.

Can’t wait

@doilookwasted He successfully touched on all of the “isms” and still left the hospital as best friends with all of the nurses.

@cvrdnoil How many times did he say "cock sucker"? I hope your pop is back on his feet soon

My dad had surgery yesterday. Everything he said in the recovery room while the anesthesia was wearing off is why he only ever worked in OFS sales the majority of his life. I think the nurses thought it was just the meds. I made sure to apologize to them.

@Tejanobrown Few on here know about these. If it’s not a bullseye then you are doing it wrong.

The world was a better place when we weren’t drilling horizontal wells.

@Tejanobrown @N0D81 Fracking all the way down from surface. Each stage is the length of your guns.

@cvrdnoil @N0D81 11k. I need more than 5 stages

The jewel of the Haynesville Shale

@N0D81 5k verticals is @Tejanobrown’s favorite thing.

@cvrdnoil Chilled w/ a dude who drilledTF outta the Delaware … all 5k verticals Operations Mgr for some big EnP

@ManchesterUtd81 Houston wishes it was Ratchet City.

@cvrdnoil Houston is beautiful today

Good morning OFS brethren!

@KentGra88631041 @parkertankus Is it the one on Leme beach (left when you exit the tunnel coming on to Copacabana)?

@parkertankus Actually, it’s a seafood restaurant in Rio de Janeiro

Where am I? You’ll be shocked!

Cool. Another OFS cycle where the OFS companies didn’t actually get to enjoy increased pricing or activity levels Just got to enjoy the increased price of diesel The beatings will continue until morale improves

@LandmanLife If she would have grown up in Louisiana, she would have had this experience in utero.

Maeve just had her first trip through a beer barn and suddenly has a much greater appreciation for American culture and freedoms

@ManchesterUtd81 Water

What am I looking at @cvrdnoil ????