Chris Warner

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Chris Warner

@cwarn89

Writer of screenplays, children’s books, and sports columns. I just had to explain to my daughter what a rotary phone is. https://t.co/wJYDFlgJ9e

Katılım Şubat 2013
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NoelCaslerComedy
NoelCaslerComedy@caslernoel·
Anytime my posts mention Elon Musk they get suppressed even more than usual so I’m reposting this one a few times. @elonmusk link to subscribe to ‘Noel’s Notes’: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasler…
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“That same POTUS is now back in power and was in China this past week begging President Xi to open up more of the communist nation’s trade to the wealthiest of American tech titans. Including the execrable Elon Musk, who builds more than half of his Tesla vehicles in China. The rest of the accident prone, shoddily assembled vehicles are made in non-union factories, under often dangerous and exploitative conditions, here in the United States. Dude’s a real prince and happens to be the wealthiest man alive, dwarfing his nearest rival, his net worth now approaching a trillion dollars. The ever-awkward ketamine enthusiast looked bored and stoned as he sat for selfies with his Chinese EV competitors at a banquet given for the American delegation in Tiananmen Square’s Great Hall. Visibly huffing and smirking in his half-robot, half-dork-who-thinks-he’s-actually-funny fashion. I will still never forgive SNL for allowing Musk to host, but then I’ve held a grudge since Lorne Michaels platformed Steve Forbes during the 1996 presidential campaign (he subsequently banned Rage Against the Machine for life for protesting the Republican billionaire’s appearance, as they were that episode’s musical guests). I’ve spent too much time in the in the industry and New York City to fool myself about where the allegiance of most of our media institutions lies at the end of the day. NBC begged Mark Burnett for the ‘Apprentice’ and we shot the first finale of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ on SNL’s stage in Studio 8H. The first place I witnessed Trump abuse Adderall and struggle to read three syllable words such as ‘arbitrage’. At the end of the day TV is a business and money talks. Democracy walks. Musk’s presence in Beijing was clearly meant to signify the co-leadership role he has with President Trump, to whom he delivered the last election; without Elon’s support no future MAGA candidate will even attempt to run. Any talk of a rift between the two men was hopeful at best. He will not easily vacate the position he has purchased at the seat of power. Nor will the other titans in attendance. Trump and his corporate friends were not there to help the people he is charged with leading, but once again to serve his own interests and those who will make him richer.”open.substack.com/pub/noelcasler…

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Benz Affleck
Benz Affleck@BenzAffleck·
*All* pedophiles belong in jail. I do not care what position they hold or have held. I do not care what side of the political aisle they are on. ALL of them. If you cannot say the same, without hesitation, you are part of the problem and can Go Fuck Yourself.
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Jeff Tiedrich
Jeff Tiedrich@itsJeffTiedrich·
Americans struggle to pay their bills, and Donny just admitted that he doesn't care. any other president saying that would have caused a scandal. for Donny, it was just Tuesday. the press fails us once again. thank you for your attention to today's extremely angry post. link is here: bit.ly/4djT1fZ
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Chris Warner@cwarn89·
@mikewichter All I can think of is “what if Rodney Harrison had been in the ref’s headquarters?”
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Stephen King
Stephen King@StephenKing·
Never mind the UFO files. Release the Epstein files.
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Fumu !!@huu_xiie·
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
The real UFOs were the airplanes that visited Epstein island
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Stephen King
Stephen King@StephenKing·
Philip O'Brien: "Once again Trump talked tough, but when he faced resistance, he blinked." Bullies generally do, when faced with resistance. Because most bullies--including Trump--are cowards.
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Conspiratorial Templates
Conspiratorial Templates@mynamehear·
Just like trump said, the ballroom will cost $100 million and all $200 million of it will be privately funded. Taxpayers won't pay a cent of the $300 million because all $400 million of it will come from donations. Only $1 billion will have to come from the taxpayers.
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George Wallace
George Wallace@MrGeorgeWallace·
Will y'all stand with us? Will y'all make good trouble with us? They are banking on y'all shruggin' and whatnot.
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