Craig W. Carlson

If you don't have empathy with animals, you don't have empathy.

This... youtu.be/lPnY2NjSjrg

@robdelaney Dick Cheese? (Not to be confused with Richard Cheese.)

.@MicheleBachmann Congrats on Minnesota passing marriage equality!!

Area Man Now Checks Inside Boat In Driveway Every Morning onion.com/11Q8E1R

The only downside to Microsoft coming out with a new Xbox is gamers will have to leave the house to get it.

@DamienFahey @SethMacFarlane Actually, the FBI should investigate those who gave a "Thumbs Up" for "liking" terrorists.

@DougBenson Are they EVIL scallops?

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Making my Easter chili. Love that habanero burn on Easter morning.

That Russell Crowe has still not got it! #Oscars

I knew it! Russel Crowe is a cyborg! (And, he can't sing.) #oscars

No more Mr. Nice Djesus #djesusuncrossed

@rainnwilson "Hollywood types should keep their opinions to themselves. Unless ... their opinions align with yours." Or, they are funny.

Surprise! See what happens when you Google 'tilt' on your iPhone http://huff.to/gxwvOZ

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Ghost Story. Finished. :)

@kare11 The "white smoke" you are seeing near the gas main fire is probably just snow melting and steaming from the heat.

@Heather_Poole What I see is that the FAA rule gets diluted because people see it as being too broad and start to ignore it for all devices.

@Heather_Poole Yes, it's a tough position for FAs. My girlfriend is a FA and we talk about this all the time.