Chris Wight

My wife has a phd and is qualified to teach anatomy at med schools. So four years ago when she taught me the word ‘fupa’ I thought it was an actual anatomical term. Two years ago I learned it was an acronym. The flashbacks from me using it around others still haunt me.

@ACSpressroom @ACSCentSci @UTAustin @UMassLowell "what if we like, embedded the oligos in ink and then wrote a letter, but the letter wasn’t the message the ink was" @dollhouser @SarahMoor13 @WizardsOfOztin

Researchers at @UTAustin and @UMassLowell embedded a molecular encryption key in the ink used to write a letter, which was then mailed and analyzed to decrypt a digital file. @ACSCentSci fal.cn/3qIdk

A cipher key was encoded into the sequences of 8 oligourethanes. The key was embedded in the ink of a letter, mailed to a third party, and then used to decrypt The Wonderful Wizard of Oz go.acs.org/1NV #ASAP by Eric Anslyn, James Reuther & team @UTAustin @UMassLowell

To people who wear Birkenstocks in the rain: who hurt you?

@SouthwestAir why did your representatives lie and say the flight was cancelled when I see it in the air?

@SouthwestAir did you change my flight this morning, SWA 1203, and not even let me know???? No email, text, call. How is this acceptable? Waiting on phone now 25 min just to speak to a rep and hearing nothing.

Hey @SouthwestAir what’s up in Albuquerque? Had to wait on the tarmac then deplane and then wait again to get back on. I need to pick my boy Yogi up! Can you help?

@SenorHenderson you calling me fat bro!?!?

@david_ash14 thanks for all you did here at Texas. I'll never forget the time we rode in a silent elevator together #toonervioustotalktoyou

@BryanBozeman7 @GoPro Chesty actually fits really well on yogi when backwards. I'll keep this in mind tho 👍

@BryanBozeman7 go geneder neutral in Seattle: Guys --> Folks

#GoPro on a stick? Sounds delicious. instagram.com/p/obW159NJ3_/

Good morning, world instagram.com/p/oQ0RgUtJ2p/

Sunday afternoon pedicure instagram.com/p/nBXEFcNJya/

One of the greatest feelings I have ever had came from reading this. Pura vida instagram.com/p/mTLqBQtJxW/

UT Chic-fil-a line: most population dense area on campus

“@akarshsimha: @cwight92 I just logged into twitter after many many months to verify your claims.” @SenorHenderson

"I'm half electrical engineer, like everyone from India" @akarshsimha

TVs power button doesn't work #immortal