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@MikeTalonNYC Wait, don't you know?! We had a baby! (Also Twitter's API modifications made it nearly unusable for me, so I stopped using it)

@cxi Where the hell have you been?

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@postscr1pt OMG. I haven’t heard that product name in decades!

@cxi Does this mean you need to avoid Silverlight?

@MikeTalonNYC @Zoom People who start a zoom with audio and video on and NOT muted / disabled. Wtf is wrong with these people

@cxi @Zoom and everyone else's zoom experience.

@MikeTalonNYC @Zoom It happens dozens of times a day if I’m using zoom on my phone. I’ve had to kill zoom before to get around it. It’s annoying. I’ll use my camera on my computer if I choose to but I’ll never allow a “camera on my default” call to ruin my mobile phone experience

@cxi @Zoom Well, you said that last time, but this time I'm SURE you want to turn on your camera.

@leannedotcom It’s impastable to pronounce.

@datachick @Evil_Mog With a background in all three of those… the good part is you can make a lot of money. The bad part is.. you’d be writing COBOL and Fortran code every day… maybe $5000 an hour seems fair with an 8 hour minimum per day with guaranteed paid 40 hour minimum weeks…

I am half seriously considering learning COBOL and FORTRAN. I hear some COBOL consultants can basically name their price and the rate is north of 400 an hour.

@jrockandrollt So fun little fact… I’m a YouTuber - but the same content / channel I have actually makes more money on FB than YT. So that’s a fun recent discovery :)

@cxi Lmao I should’ve told him yes and just gone straight into YT dialect. “Hey guys, so a lot of you have been asking…”

My kid’s schoolmate, a lil older than him (~8yo), walks into my office & sees desk, chair, monitor, headset, camera First question: “Are you a YouTuber?” Does not understand a computer from any other context. What do I even say

@vWilmo @d0rkph0enix I don’t have time to watch home alone 1

@cxi @d0rkph0enix Watch Home Alone 2.