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@cybermononoke
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at the piano Katılım Haziran 2023
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@rachelclif husband inspired me to heal my deepest oldest wound
he helped stitch me up, but could only do so after i chose to stop reopening it
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the greatest test of whether you want to be with someone:
if you are inspired to navigate your wounds and difficulties differently with and for them
or not
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Apparently women in their 20s piss their pants upwards of 100x more often than men in their 20s
What
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@redaction putting another coin in the “schizos may have a point” jar
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Receipts disrupt hormones so thoroughly that the recommend practice is to not even TOUCH them
tater tot@parakeetnebula
It’s cartoonishly evil that receipts are literally made of 100% endocrine disruptor. Whose fucking idea was that
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@ctrlcreep my baby loves to study the circles. a proficient orb-ponderer in the making
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Children must NOT ponder the orb. They are too small and fragile. Start them off on circles, instead; ominous, gleaming rings...
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@redaction tweet of the decade congratulations let’s carve this into a granite monolith so those who come after are warned of the error that led to our extinction
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You would only ever declare tolerance a virtue if you were so intolerable that you had to invent an immaterial ethical framework to justify your own presence
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when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there
Todo Dia Gatinhos 🐾@TodoDiaGatinhos
A carinha dele sem entender que é pro bem dele 🥺
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buying stardew valley for girls was my husband’s dating strategy
i already owned it when we met
much to learn
ratte 🟪@rattecs
good pussy will deadass have u downloading stardew valley
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Imagine being a little beetle or isopod or something of that nature and living here
Bob Golen@BobGolen
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Children desire a home environment in which they are camouflaged. If your color scheme is not child-disguising, they will generate hiding places by making a cataclysmic mess
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@redaction im 1. strangely, i cannot visualize an apple or rotate a cube but Damn That Bell Sure is Loud
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The simulated sound is still contained within a “mental virtual machine”, it’s not identical to real sound, but it’s extremely high fidelity regardless
Vanja 🦘@vanjajaja1
oh you can imagine a red apple? well what can you do with a bell
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@IterIntellectus i had my first baby five months ago in a similar fashion. nothing in life is guaranteed, but that doesn't mean you're helpless, either. thanks for putting this together; v well done & v useful to hear the father/husband perspective.
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