@tacolamp liking game grumps in 2026 is certainly a choice
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john wayne mulaney
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john wayne mulaney
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i was targeted and gangstalked beginning in 2024 for the crime of approaching perfection and getting too nonbinary with it
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I love just sitting back and watching the code do its thing.
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There is a disturbingly large amount of people who want to fuck the fat slags
Classic Ads@ClassicAdvertz
Lucozade Low Calorie, 1997
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Been eating what I thought was fully cooked chicken breast right out of the package for weeks tell me why I just noticed there's cooking instructions on the label......
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Do white people realise incest is like… not consensual most of the time ? ? ?
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Charli xcx seemingly teases lyrics in her newly shared video: “me and my friends we go out we take pictures we make stuff together we sometimes cry we kiss each other incestuous vibes”
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@skinny_s0ul THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME do u ever birth like little balls of goopy slime bc sometimes i feel a WOOSH and think Oh No but it's just one of those
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how central heterochromia got my eyes lookin
FilmFrame@filmfr4me
The Substance (2024) director: Coralie Fargeat
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adhd is so embarrassing like i really gotta take meth to wash the dishes
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@WitheredCircle Him being a nonce wouldn't add anything to his character in a meaningful way that child murder doesn't already cover. It would just be shock horror and disservice the topic. There are much better topics to cover in the story.
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@WitheredCircle I don't want the pedophile shit with Afton because it'll just be for the shock to me, because I think his problems are in his insecurities. Afton attacks children to feel powerful in a way he couldn't do against an adult. He wears the suit to become otherworldy and more than him
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@WitheredCircle Afton definitely has pedophilic adjacent tendencies in a psychological sense, given he derives joy from the murder (a violation of bodily autonomy, obvs) of children in particular.
But yeah he absolutely isn’t one in the traditional sense, he’s like below Freddy Krueger tier
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"fnaf fans are allergic to serious themes in horror" is an objectively correct take. "the average fnaf fan, regardless of age, is unprepared to tackle intense themes in their franchise" is another objectively correct take. "William Afton is a pedophile" is some bullshit.
Nem • 🍉@DespairNem
How am I supposed to believe in any way shape or form that fnaf fans respect the horror genre when at every possible opportunity they turn down anything that makes them uncomfortable
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RIP Spirit Airlines ✈️🖤
You were never really a “$49 flight.” You were a $49 audition for a $180 flight with no legroom, no recline, and a $45 carry on fee that hit different at the gate.
You didn’t sell seats. You sold hope. Chaotic, yellow, mildly turbulent hope.
The knee room was a suggestion. The bag fee was a surprise. The delay was a given. And the gate area? A social experiment. Nothing brought strangers together quite like a 4 hour delay and one shared outlet. Sometimes too together. RIP to the man in terminal B who caught hands over a middle seat. We salute you.
Spirit didn’t just have flights. They had ringside events.
Fly high, Spirit. Or don’t. There’ll be an upcharge for altitude. 🫡
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This is probably the most common and pervasive way in which little girls are taught to prioritise men and placate them at all costs and little boys are taught that life should revolve around them as adults.
Collins🦋@collinstimbela_
A grumpy man can control a family without ever raising his voice. He just has to make his displeasure expensive enough. A long silence at dinner. A ruined car ride. Soon, everyone starts pre-adjusting. The kids are told “not now” before they can ask. She chooses the restaurant he likes, the movie he won’t complain through, the route that avoids traffic because traffic makes him unbearable. This is how a household becomes organized around one person’s refusal to regulate themselves.
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How did viewers of a traditional primetime medical drama become worse behaved than Rick & Morty fans
Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch
Isa Briones having to do Instagram posts informing The Pitt fans not to shout “where are your charts” etc. while she’s performing LIVE on Broadway. These are the actions of someone who dislikes her & wants her to fail, why would you ever do this as a fan. Get a grip Jesus Christ
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My grandma called me asking if I can order her some cases of sprite before they all gone…long story short her neighbor told her SPRITE was going out of business and she was really upset and going through it. Took over 30 mins to explain that it was spirit airlines…
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fuck that river dude actually, faking ur suicide and causing ur friends to attempt and traumatizing a 14 year old is so fucked up
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