Gaber Steenhoek ➐
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Gaber Steenhoek ➐
@cycloneG4BER
I know ball | “Everybody makes somebody happy. Some by entering the room, and some by leaving. Be the former, not the latter.”




With 10.87 million viewers on FOX and Fox Deportes, the World Baseball Classic Final outrated the seven-game average of the 2025 NBA Finals.


i'm sorry for what darryn peterson is about to do to my cyclone friends









The season for brutal fantasy football punishments is in full swing. 🏈 For this fantasy football punishment, Gabe (or ‘Gaber’ and ‘g4ber_’ on TikTok) must eat 71 hot dogs to match Joey Chestnut’s 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest number. 🌭 But there are caveats! Firstly, he does not have to eat them all in one sitting like Joey Chestnut does. Joey Jaws only gets 10 minutes on the 4th of July to make history whereas Gaber has, in theory, unlimited time. ⏳ The fantasy football punishment stipulates that he must eat 71 hot dogs to match the record, and the clock starts once he eats his first hot dog and runs until he completes his 71st. He can only eat hot dogs in the style of Joey Chestnut along the way and not toss them in chili or mac n cheese. 👎 The other noticeable caveat is Joey Chestnut only eats Famous Nathan’s Hot Dogs in the 4th of July contest whereas this guy is eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs. As a purist, we think he should have to start over from scratch with Famous Nathan’s but c’est la vie. 😂 Gabe’s plan of attack is to eat all 71 hot dogs over the span of a week. That breaks down to just over 10 hot dogs per day for 7 days. When we first came across this challenge we didn’t think it sounded all that difficult until realized that his only meals, for an entire week, were 3-3-4 hot dogs each day. 🤯 That’s it. Buns, meat, and water. His stomach will NOT thank him for this. As far as fantasy football punishments go, this one is great because it’s relatively harmless. He appears to have some fluidity on when he was able to start the challenge. So if there were any conflicts in life he could have worked around that. If you were training for something like a marathon or Hyrox this could present a massive challenge but for most people, finding 1 out of 52 weeks to fit in 71 glizzies is entirely possible. 👍 Realistically, how far do you think you could get in this challenge? #guys #dudes #men #bros #fantasyfootball







