sweet ros and hella guil

@notveryalice alternate text:

@notveryalice i have a text-image app and time on my hands

the unmatched energy of this post

@notveryalice please do, omg

@cyranope I added a credit and was planning to ask you if I could post this occasionally

@notveryalice THANK YOU 🥹 i fully intend to do some alternates too, Put Words On Picture is a favorite hobby skdjs

@cyranope RIN THIS IS PHENOMENAL

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real

@notveryalice the "this is fine" of tarot readings

@notveryalice me, face down with a load of swords stuck in my back: the blessings are catching up to me

crying at this. i love humans sometimes

@xdaringdamselx where do i sign to officially support your claim to the throne

Saw two dads share a dad joke out in the wild. At a grocery store, two guys exchanging a cart. The guy taking the cart said “did ya put some gas in it?” And the other guy patted the cart and said “yep, filled ‘er up for ya” and they had a good little chuckle together

@SUEtheTrex allowing for the irregular ending, this tweet is iambic pentameter

respectfully, you do not got that lizard

Oh rings for men. Rings for men for 1000 years

Most iconic costume I saw tonight was a 4 year old who was dressed as the Virgin Mary, being followed by a harried mom dressed as the angel Gabriel who Really wanted us to know that her daughter was just. Really into Mary. And insisted on them being Mary and Gabriel specifically

5 years ago today on Halloween, Orange Cassidy wrestled Priscilla Kelly while SWAPPING ATTIRES. 😭