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@samuelluckhurst Now he's dissing the training ground...😂

Tielemans actually started the bulk of his medical on Monday at a Cheshire hospital, where he spent five hours. #mufc said at opening of new training complex medicals could be completed entirely on premises but speed of Tielemans deal believed to have led to off-site switch.

Seriously, in the post match, Tuchel needs to explain to the rationale of calling Mainoo up to the WC squad and doing everything possible to avoid bringing him on. This is lunacy.

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

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@David_Ornstein @Ankaman616 @TheAthleticFC If United can't get Tchouameni deal done, do they avoid a bidding war for Bruno G by waiting for Arsenal to agree a fee with Newcastle and then match the bid? It was rumoured that he was looked at as a Casemiro replacement.

🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/73974…

We made Rage Against the Machine Xmas No. 1 & voted to name a £200m research ship "Boaty McBoatface". Don't underestimate Britain's talent for rebellion. Farage isn't anti-establishment. He IS THE establishment. So, in a battle of trash vs trash, let's vote @CountBinface

@SuellaBraverman You're not addressing Jon's argument. He said Farage is part of the establishment because of his background/career. You've brought up Huw Edwards and accused Jon of hypocrisy. If John's wrong, explain why Farage isn't part of the establishment. That's what needs answering.

I’ll take no lectures from you, the guy who went out of his way to defend Huw Edwards- a man embedded in the establishment while he was committing awful sex offences. Shame on you.

@LeeAndersonMP_ @Nigel_Farage Looks like it's going to be a two horse race between a comedy candidate dressed in a ridiculous outfit, who doesn't really care about the constituents and is only in it for the attention. Versus Count Binface.

@artemasyeah @HouseofDragon 😂😂😂

Summarize Episode 3 in one photo or GIF.

There's a possible scenario here where we have Count Binface as an elected MP in Clacton before GTA 6😂

@theMadridZone If holding a female politician accountable for their tweet classes as political/ gender-based violence, then by the same logic - holding Mbappe accountable for insulting Paraguayan footballers during a game can be classed a race-based violence because he is black footballer. 🤷🏽‍♂️

🚨 SENATOR OF PARAGUAY, CELESTE SINEZOR OPEN LETTER TO KYLIAN MBAPPÉ: The problem is between you and me. I have never said anything against France. On the contrary, I stand with France. I studied at a French school from the age of 2 until I was 17, where I completed my education. I am who I am thanks to the Collège de l’Immaculée Conception and the education it gave me. We sang La Marseillaise and honored the French flag alongside our own. I speak French and I love visiting France. Last Christmas, I spent the holidays with my family in Courchevel, and we welcomed the New Year in Saint Tropez. This has nothing to do with France. The problem is with you. Your arrogance and contempt angered me long before the match, when you said, “If we have to put our hands in the dirt, then let’s do it.” We are not stupid. We understood perfectly that by “the dirt,” you meant the Paraguayan team, and the Paraguayan team represents all of us. Then you said you were going to remove our makeup. We understood that too. All of Paraguay remained silent, myself included. We endured it. During the match, your arrogance was obvious. Your contempt for every Paraguayan player was clear, as if they were beneath you. Without even covering your mouth, you shouted, “La concha de tu madre,” an extremely offensive insult in Latin America, and you know it. Finally, you showed complete disregard for the health of our goalkeeper. That is something you simply do not do. Respect between rivals after a match is almost sacred, in war and in peace, in defeat and in victory. Yet you refused to shake his hand and shouted your victory in his face. In a single moment, you displayed contempt, arrogance, and poor manners. It hurt me, it hurt my entire country, and it hurt deeply. France should hold you accountable because it is a nation of honor, with centuries of history and savoir faire. My posts were written in the heat of the moment, with my blood boiling, the blood of a mixed heritage, a beautiful blend of Indigenous and Spanish ancestry that runs through my veins. I wrote them while watching you mock those extraordinary Paraguayan players who fought as equals until the final whistle. However, I immediately regretted responding to you with the same insults that I myself receive. I realized I was repeating the very behavior I despise, so I deleted the post. I understand that my words offended you because humiliation hurts. Now I demand that you also retract your statements and apologize to me. I will not tolerate your violence either. You do not know me. You have no idea who I am, and you have no right to say that I AM A DESPICABLE WOMAN, UNWORTHY OF THE OFFICE I HOLD. I am a Senator of the Paraguayan Nation, elected by the people. Before that, I was a National Deputy, also elected by the people. Thousands of Paraguayan men and women voted for me and consider me their voice. My foremost duty is to speak for the Paraguayan people, to say what they cannot say, and to defend my country with my life if necessary. I represent my country because I was freely elected. I was chosen in democratic elections to help make its laws and to be its voice. You have no idea what it means to be elected to defend your nation and represent its people. Who are you to call me unworthy or despicable when you do not even know me? This is blatant gender based violence. This is political violence against a woman who earned her position through the democratic vote of her people. You insult me because I am a woman. You attack my dignity as a woman and as a political representative. Retract your statements, honor your French citizenship, and apologize. Otherwise, I may pursue legal action for gender based violence. Celeste Amarilla Senator of the Paraguayan Nation

every 3AM world cup game

That Galarza is an absolute villain 😂

Quando eu aposto em ambas marcam e o time ruim faz o gol primeiro

@samuelluckhurst Who?

Personally didn’t think Fernandes was right for #mufc. Good player but not a game-changer, overpriced and involved in two relegations. United not the paying patsies they once were. But they have to go for Premier League pedigree. There are worthy and attainable alternatives .

#mufc have now conceded defeat in signing Spurs-bound Mateus Fernandes. Insist the valuation isn’t right and want players who truly want to play for the club. United feel that Fernandes wasn’t clear enough on which club he wanted to join during discussions.

Eu com 7 anos depois de ir fazer uma pausa pra hidratação em casa e minha mãe não deixar eu sair mais:

If people genuinely believe Burnham won’t receive the exact same media onslaught, they’ve not been paying attention. Starmer is not, objectively, bad. This idea that he is somehow the worst PM in British history is frankly laughable. Liz truss lasted 49 days, crashed the pound and was laughed out of Downing Street. Since Labour took office, Keir Starmer’s government has: • Scrapped the two-child benefit limit, lifting hundreds of thousands of children out of poverty and putting money back into some of the hardest-pressed households in the country. • Expanded free school meals, cutting costs for families and making sure more children get a proper meal during the school day. • Expanded funded childcare, reducing one of the biggest monthly costs facing working parents and making it easier for people to stay in work. • Raised the National Living Wage, increasing pay for millions of low-paid workers. • Strengthened workers’ rights, giving people greater protection against insecure work and bad employers. • Introduced statutory sick pay from the first day of illness, so workers are less likely to choose between their health and their wages. • Ended no-fault evictions, giving renters more security in their homes. • Brought rail operators back into public ownership, taking key services out of failed private hands and giving the public a stronger stake in how they are run. • Cut NHS waiting lists from their post-pandemic peak, meaning more patients are being seen sooner. • Raised the state pension through the triple lock, protecting pensioners’ incomes against rising costs. • Scrapped the old non-dom tax regime, making some of the wealthiest people in the country pay more fairly. • Added VAT to private school fees, raising money from those most able to contribute. • Removed business rates relief from private schools, ending an unjustified tax break. • Increased neighbourhood policing, putting more officers and PCSOs back into communities. • Helped bring knife crime down, meaning fewer families face the devastation of serious violence. • Recorded the lowest homicide rate since the 1970s, a material improvement in public safety. • Created Great British Energy, giving Britain a publicly owned clean energy company. • Created the National Wealth Fund, backing investment in industry, infrastructure and clean energy. • Passed planning reforms aimed at getting homes and major projects built faster. • Improved relations with the EU, reducing diplomatic hostility and rebuilding practical cooperation. • Agreed a UK-EU security partnership, strengthening cooperation on defence and European security. • Signed a long-term partnership with Ukraine, reinforcing Britain’s support against Putin’s invasion. • Secured new trade agreements, opening up markets for British businesses. • Helped restore seriousness to government after years of scandal, chaos and decline. People do not have to like Starmer. They do not have to vote Labour. But pretending this is the record of the worst Prime Minister in British history is absurd.

I genuinely don't get it. Why do people hate Keir Starmer so much?

@withnailjones Top tier ragebait 👏🏽😂

If you want proof that crime has soared under Labour then consider this startling fact. In the 2 years that Starmer has been PM there have been more mobile phone thefts than during the 12 years that Thatcher was PM. Shocking. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Me hearing that a football player at my age is “past his prime” while i still don't know what to do when i grow up