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@CharlieMurphy50 £25 to tear ur board to shreds so you have to buy a new one quicker 🤣🤣 absolutely ridiculous

These points were my pick of the launch.

twitter scroll sesh after an arsenal loss

Should never have played for us again after this btw

Anyone staying past half time is a fucking idiot

John Terry crashes on ski trip while holding St George's Flag after 'drinking all day' gbnews.com/sport/football…

All taxi drivers working in England should be capable of speaking fluent English. There is nothing controversial about stating this.

Any slight bit of faith I had for Tuesday is gone 🫠 defence full of donkeys incoming

@Max__CFC We might win but not by 3 goals

Absolutely bang on the money this 👇👇!!

121 Years Old - What a Club 😍💙

@ChelseaVWR_ 25 pts 🤣

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RIP Dot Rotten. A complicated yet supremely talented figure in UK music. “I’ve analysed the grime scene fam, it’s full of fakes and fronters.”

fuck you and your birthday

Munich 2012, Wembley 1997, Bolton 2005, The Hawthorns 2017, Tottenham at Stamford Bridge 2026. If we send them down this season immediately goes into my top 5.

England’s Biggest Circus

Reece James the only player to stay and applaud the fans. He didn’t deserve to be on the losing side today. Thank god the F1 starts next weekend!

Ginger Tom pack

Jelly and Ice Cream

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Thomas Partey, the former Arsenal midfielder, has been charged with two new counts of rape.