The Surreal D2

‘Bro said ‘we ARE a threat’ out loud in the middle of Times Square like it’s a job interview flex 💀 Meanwhile NYC mayor: ‘diversity is our strength’ If this was any other group openly declaring they’re here to eradicate the local culture & calling themselves a threat, the whole city would be on lockdown. But sure, keep importing the vibes that turn haram billboards into halal battlegrounds. America 2026: Come for the freedom, stay to dismantle it. Who’s ready for the great replacement speedrun? 🔥

@TrumpsHurricane @BIGG69276626 Focusing on his wang wang instead of understanding the dangers of Fang Fang.

What will Eric Swalwell be remembered for ??

@BarackObama You live in DC. Stay out of it! 🤦🏼‍♂️

Virginia! Today is the last day to vote in the redistricting referendum.  Make sure to vote YES. You can find your polling location at IWillVote.com/VA.

@donwinslow Why? Because they were creative and didn’t give up and blame it on someone else?

My strong suspicion is that this is Trump voter.

@AntiLeftMemes Terminal?

I need a word to describe Democrat Jasmine Crockett

@krassenstein You’re just mad you are not tall enough to drink. 🤷‍♂️

Kash Patel has an alcohol problem. Sue me.

@mmpadellan Yep. Destroy the country.

Think about what we could do with this kind of majority. MANIFEST THIS.🙏🙏🙏🙏

@aintscarylarry He did it by auto pen. Had no clue. Probably while 💩-ing his pants.

Fuckface signs an executive order and then says “you think Biden can do that?” Yes, he can. And unlike you, Joe Biden can think, he can ride a bike, and he can walk in a straight line. Oh, and he’s not a convicted felon and a child-raping pedophile.

@DrRitaDed A doctorate in mental illness. I sure hope the government didn’t pay for that!

The average human emits roughly 350–400 metric tons of CO₂ during their lives. Abortion not only saves lives, it saves the environment. Dr. Rita

@harryjsisson You like…well call it “dancing” with young boys. Are we just naming stuff?

Trump is a felon Hegseth is a drunk Patel is a drunk RFK Jr. likes dead roadkill Vance is an opportunistic liar Kristi Noem cheats on her husband Pam Bondi covered up the files Blanche covered up the files A regime full of bad people who only care about themselves.

@foxnewsnight @tracegallagher They are 100% the result of deep state control. Wouldn’t be surprised if there was some Clinton influence involved.

NIGHTCAP QUESTION: The FBI is now investigating the recent deaths and disappearances of nearly a dozen US scientists. Do you think these cases are a coincidence, or something more sinister?

@AmericaFirsst Where’s Cornpop?

🚨BREAKING: Joe Biden has secured a $10 million book deal for his presidential memoir. What should it be named?

@AzPetrich Goes to show you how lazy the Dem party is. 🤷‍♂️

I just read this statistic: it is estimated that DoorDash has infuriated 70% of their active customer base. They are experiencing heavy account cancelations. To reiterate, 70%.

@otokyo__ Toilet paper?

What's missing 🤔

@RepPressley You continue to prove you have zero power.

Our subpoena requires Pam Bondi to appear before House Oversight, regardless of her title. She was a no-show today & is complicit in the White House cover up of the Epstein files. If she continues to ignore the law, we will hold her in contempt. Survivors deserve nothing less.

@TrumpsHurricane Should I say it?

What do JB Pritzker and Chris Christie have in common ??

@DrRitaDed I sure hope you are making a ton off this fake persona. Good on you for being creative. 🤣

Gender studies is the most important field of study in 2026. Name something more important than the very essence of a person.

@BrianAtlas 🤷‍♂️

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@Hoopss Mebounds?

Angel Reese is looking for revenge on her former team. 👀

@DrRitaDed Now what will you do for a job? Gender studies is not booming. 🤷‍♂️

Just deleted DoorDash. What a complete joke of an all. Supporting fascism, Nazis, ICE, Epstein. Absolutely disgraceful

@LucasSa56947288 Boycott Lucas Sanders! Who is with me?

Everyone! Let’s #BoycottDoorDash!!!!! Who’s with me? ✋🏾