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@ixnafc you too useless bro

@d4dara1 Wdym

“There o” is a grammatical word that means that I am present in this vicinity and that anything that goes down in this environment I will be actively available, addres support the issue, additionally “there o” also implies that I don’t move, I call my guys to secure the place😆

@ASA__ODOGWU I go like sponsor you to damaturu😭😂

Jesus. 💔

@Haspil_eth @mrhighfoster see ur life 😂

@mrhighfoster They no go do tatata?

Let me tell you how the crew would be feeling right now . . They would feel very dizzy as they try to stand up. Their legs would feel weak and shaky like it's Jelly "The ground feels so heavy" they would say. They would walk very carefully because the world would spin a little. They would get dizzy when standing up too fast, and their hearts would beat quicker until their bodies remember gravity. The extra fluid would move down to their legs, making them feel a bit swollen. They would feel a little sick to their stomachs, like after a fast roller coaster. It's inevitable that they feel tired and sore from the bumpy ride home. Their muscles would feel softer and their bones a tiny bit lighter, but nothing too bad. Inside their heads, they would feel very happy and amazed from seeing Earth and the Moon so close Sometimes they would feel dreamy or emotional, and their sleep would be mixed up. Doctors would help them right away. They would drink lots of water, eat healthy food, and do easy exercises to get strong again. They would tell exciting Moon stories with big smiles and feel proud. They would hug their families tightly and enjoy the warm sunshine back on Earth. In just a few days, the shaky unstable feel would go away, their legs would get strong, and everything would feel normal again. They would be heroes back on Earthhhhhh 🎉 . . Thank you for readinggg and a huge congratulations to Artemis II once again . . ✍️ Vincent the Therapist

@ASA__ODOGWU 😂

Well Burna boy slapped one back to his senses few days ago. ❤️

@misogynicson @Mrbankstips 😂😂😂

@Mrbankstips Why that one just dey cry. Come on collect that akamu werey

Triplets but one has already established himself as a leader

@jamalfarida41 starting this kind of story with "I'm a virgin" is so crazy 😂😂

I’m a virgin, but I like to experiment when I’m alone, and I’ve been curious about trying being tied up during sex. I’m pretty flexible, so I can sometimes tie myself into a tight hogtie (sometimes a bit too tight lol). If I know my roommate is out of town, I even set up a little “timer” by freezing an ice cube with two pieces of string one holding the key and the other taped to the ceiling so it eventually drops. I always keep my phone nearby just in case.

If you’d genuinely choose Manchester United over Arsenal and Chelsea again in another life, retweet this 🥹❤️

@fortunetoldyou pity yourself bro😂

I go insert straw inside the nipple, suck nonsense comot for the breast. (Please don't block me).

@fortunetoldyou @godHatesValiant una life don spoil 😭😂😹

The day your days come to an end, may God take me on your behalf. If I am gone before then, may God take @godHatesValiant

@MikeWandeboyz @JayNaija @abazwhyllzz aye e to baje bruhh 😭😂😂

@JayNaija @abazwhyllzz Inside that 2M monthly carry 1.9M give Sandra benede monthly make she Dey with me inside the prison I go manage 100k monthly baami

If you know you can or know any guy that can serve prison jail time, pls Dm 🙏 Duration is 6 months in Kuje prison 2 million naira monthly (Would be paid to your family or friend of your choice) And extra 5 million naira for medical and check up when you are out Note: Offense is state not federal 👌

@blaackboyjb @girllikeelise guy wtf 😂

Some men fit don soapy to this…

@Temarkos @UTDJelly 😂😂😂

@UTDJelly You can't achieve anything if you don't do it as a family😁

The beaten really go round. 😂😂😂 E touch papa, touch mama, still come touch pikin. 😭

@citymira_ 💯

NG Music Industry takes.🇳🇬🔥 1.Fireboy DML is an A-list artist already 2.Too many big Afrobeats artists are trying to run record labels and manage talent when they can barely manage their own drops signing under someone like Omah Lay right now would be career suicide for rising acts 3.Nigerian music started declining in 2024 4.Olamide is the most respected Afrobeats artist in the industry 5.Omah Lay stayed in his comfort zone with his new album 6.Mavo is the worst Afrobeats artist in the last 3 years 7.Afrobeats in 2026 is no longer just about dominance — it’s splitting into underground grunge/trap experiment 8.Wizkid needed REAL EP more than Asake.

@boyy4pf_ bruh your own imagination no be here 😂😂

God wan punish you? Keep my dad name out of your mouth. 😡

@Khosi85410848 @mssperfecttttt bruh 😭😭😹

@mssperfecttttt Getting it ready to be chewed by other ghost 👻👻

When I die please shave my pussy

@FCB_jiggy @TheVsk_ if you no pity yourself, pity your meat bruh 🤲😭😂

@TheVsk_ ”Soapy"

Play eFootball Go through gallery Day dream

@loner_blvd what is this 😭😂

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle, he said "Hi! how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!". He said, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said, "rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions."

@Freddnova guyy if anybody mumu pass you, just carry am go kirikiri😭

I was home alone this afternoon when I heard a loud crash in the living room. I knew someone was inside. The intruders started searching for me with guns in their hand, but I stayed quiet and prepared to defend myself. As they moved closer, they saw me hiding and started firing at me , luckily at that time I was playing OMAH LAY's new album CLARITY OF MIND , none of the bullets touched me ALL MISS, NO HIT 🤲

@30bgmillitary you're finished bruhhh 😭

went through your dump and noticed you didn’t post anything about having a pet 😅, do you need a 6ft, dark skin, funny, rich and caring pet? i bark occasionally too lolxyz 😅💕 Woof woof 🐶, baubau grrrrr, grrrrr, gbaogbao ,woof grrrr 🐯